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#101
01-07-2006, 05:35 PM
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Re: post a joke
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I believe I got in trouble for asking if it was funny if while the New Orleans Saints were introduced at a road game the PA system played "Rock you like a Hurricane" by the scorpions...so I will probably get another one now [/ QUOTE ] Oh, I remember that. Dude, that sucked. You deserved the *, I'm afraid to tell you. But the joke was still funny because the punchline was completely unexpected. 
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#102
01-07-2006, 05:46 PM
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Re: post a joke
Guy walks into a drug store, says to the gal behind the counter. "Hi, I need some condoms for my 11-year old daughter."
The lady, shocked, says "What? Your 11-year old daughter is sexually active?" The man says "Nah, she just lays there like her mother."
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#103
01-07-2006, 11:21 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Nh. Link to the post that got you a *? [/ QUOTE ] He replies "I didnt make it in, but I sure do feel sorry for whomever Astroglide is" [/ QUOTE ] I believe I got in trouble for asking if it was funny if while the New Orleans Saints were introduced at a road game the PA system played "Rock you like a Hurricane" by the scorpions...so I will probably get another one now [/ QUOTE ] Now that's [censored] funny!
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#104
01-07-2006, 11:50 PM
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Nh. Link to the post that got you a *? [/ QUOTE ] He replies "I didnt make it in, but I sure do feel sorry for whomever Astroglide is" [/ QUOTE ] I believe I got in trouble for asking if it was funny if while the New Orleans Saints were introduced at a road game the PA system played "Rock you like a Hurricane" by the scorpions...so I will probably get another one now [/ QUOTE ] Now that's [censored] funny! [/ QUOTE ] It actually happened, well not during the intros but the Bucs chearleaders danced to that song at halftime. Song Offends Some Bucs Fans
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#105
01-08-2006, 08:37 AM
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Re: post a joke
bump. post more jokes. some of these are the funniest jokes ive ever heard.
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#106
01-08-2006, 09:02 AM
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Here's another one, dont know if its any good or not:
A man figures out that his wife is cheating on him and decides to hire an assassin to kill them. He hires this man and goes golfing with him at his nearby golf course to discuss business. "I want you to kill the man sleeping with my wife," he says. "Alright but my prices are quite steep, $1000 per shot I fire," the assassin says pulling out his driver. "Alright fine, I want 2 shots, one for the wife in the head and the other in the dick of the guy banging her." "Alright which house is yours?" "Its that one with the open windows." The assassin look at the house with his binoculars and pulls out his sniper rifle. "Jesus you want to do that right here and right now," exclaims the husband. "Hey man, if I do it right now I could save you $1000!"
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#107
01-08-2006, 10:00 AM
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Woman goes in for plastic surgery and comes out with no ears. She wanted her love handles removed. [/ QUOTE ] The actual joke was from Playboy.. this months Issue and it was in regards to Monica Lewinsky.
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#110
01-08-2006, 11:48 AM
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Re: post a joke
Why do (Insert race of your choice here) smell?
So blind people can hate them too.
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