LOL Val DOESNT have a date

[clowntable]

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1)First of all this girl was really, really nice to me. She started being a bitch like 5 weeks ago but before that she was really sweet and she treated me very nicely. The two girls Ive really liked were both really sweet and nice.
2)On working out, Im not sure I can do that, Im really lazy and on top of that I have back problems. I guess Im going to do some push-ups and lift a few wieghts I have on my house, It may not be perfect but beats doing nothing I guess. Im going to keep track of my most push-ups on a row record here to encourage me to go on.( with 10508 I beat the WR!!! gogoogogo)
3)Yesterday she talked to me on IM, the exchange was kinda like this.
Her: "are you mad with me?"
Me:"yes but makeup sex would fix it"
Her:"ok"
4)Ill see if I can go out one of these days.

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FYP

[clowntable]

Going to the gym is horrible advice.
You'll just break a leg or something and be sorry you went. Dont do it.

[Bulletproof Monk]

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Going to the gym is horrible advice for people that are happy with their bodies and dont use them as reasoning for why they dont pick up.
You'll just break a leg or something and be sorry you went. Dont do it.

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[fmxda]

btw this thread is useless without pics

[valenzuela]

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I just had a random stroke of genius as to what a great pick-up-artist could do:

invite 8 females to play werewolf with you

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Shouldnt I get 9 and be the mod instead?

[fmxda]

13er's are better

[clowntable]

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btw this thread is useless without pics

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QFT
val, get us some pictures of hot chilean chicks

[fnord_too]

Val, get a decent work out routine (probably google can find you one) and get a friend or two to commit to doing it with you. It is much harder to bail out when others are expecting you to go to than to just not go if it is only you.

And don't worry about what people think, because frankly, they aren't going to care about how fit or strong you are. If they care at all it will be because you are on the machine they want to use.

Definitely use the school gym, especially if it is free.

[Zurvan]

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Definitely use the school gym, especially if it is free, but even if it's not, it's full of hot college girls

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[RoundTower]

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In my experience when girls are nice, friendly, and flirty with me they just want to be friends. The girls that are interested treat me like [censored] or totally ignore me and are later SHOCKED that I didn't know they were interested.

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YES this is the most insightful post in the thread.