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  #101  
Old 12-16-2006, 08:28 PM
WackityWhiz WackityWhiz is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Pamela C
Pamela C: Welcome to ChaCha!
Pamela C: Hello
Pamela C: You want my personal opinion?
You: hi pam
You: is it bad if she wants to be just friends?
Pamela C: Well there are many ways to look at this
You: I really like this girl
Pamela C: Are you in love with her
You: I don't want to give up
You: well... love is a pretty strong word
You: but i would say i 'like like' her
Pamela C: Hmm
You: I need a way to wooo her I think
Pamela C: It is hard to tell you what to do when I dont know either of you
Pamela C: I think that you need to respect her decision
You: it's just hard, ya know? have you ever liked a guy who didn't really want anything serious?
Pamela C: Well yeah
You: what did you do?
Pamela C: I gave up
You: do you regret giving up tho?
You: i hate regret :-(
Pamela C: No because eventually he came around because i started ignoring him
Pamela C: Then we got married
Pamela C: and have two kids
You: kind of like reverse psychology huh
Pamela C: Yes
You: wow, very intuitive
You: how long did that take?
Pamela C: That is the way men and women work
Pamela C: few years
You: oh geez, that's a long time
Pamela C: yes
You: i'm afraid she'll start liking some other guy... maybe she'll fall in love with him instead of me
Pamela C: if it is meant to be it wil happen I dated the whole time i was waiting on him to wake up
Pamela C: and grow up
You: do you think winning the lottery would help my chances? because I think it might haha
Pamela C: money is not an issue of true love
You: so, when you were dating other guys... did you still think about your 'future' husband?
Pamela C: yes
Pamela C: all the time
You: do you think you dated to kind of ... how do i say it... make him jealous?
Pamela C: some yes some no
You: well pamela... I'm glad it worked out for you. How old are your kids now?... if you don't mind me asking
Pamela C: 4 18 months
You: wellllll thanks a lot.... I'll try my best to kind of... stop stalking her
You: i don't want to be 'that guy' lol
Pamela C: yeah thats not good
You: i must sound pathetic... =)
Pamela C: No
You: maybe you should be a psychologist. Did you take psychology in school?
Pamela C: yes
You: i can tell
Pamela C: lol
You: so...if she calls me what should I do?
Pamela C: blow her off nicely
You: ignore the call? lie and tell her that I have a date?
Pamela C: dont make it a lie go out
Pamela C: make plans
Pamela C: dont ignore her by not talking to her
You: ah, gotcha
You: once again I like your advice
Pamela C: well thank you
You: tell chacha that you are going to pursue a career in psychology, for real
Pamela C: lol
You: put your 2 weeks in today!
Pamela C: I am majoring in criminal justice
You: oh really... what are your plans with that?
Pamela C: probation officer
You: i hate mine :-(
Pamela C: HAHAHA
Pamela C: well good luck
You: oh man, i didn't even have you search for anything
Pamela C: its okay
Pamela C: I can send you a site so you can rate me
You: can you get me a picture of a bee dog?
Pamela C: I dunno what that is
You: hmm
You: do you have options to search for images?
Pamela C: like what
You: to search just for pictures
You: of beedogss
You: beedogs
You: look at those dogs haha!!!
Pamela C: LOL
You: that made my day
Pamela C: Have a good night
You: you too
You: ty ty
Pamela C: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.


Edit: Aww man, someone beat me to the beedogs [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]
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  #102  
Old 12-16-2006, 08:28 PM
pmdvert18 pmdvert18 is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

Status: Connected to guide: SusanL
SusanL: Welcome to ChaCha!
SusanL: Hello
SusanL: Could you please be a bit more specific as to what you are searching for within this topic?
You: I am looking for up dog
SusanL: Is this music?
You: no
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
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Status: Connected to guide: Bobbi A
Bobbi A: Welcome to ChaCha!
Bobbi A: Hi!
Bobbi A: What can I search for you on dog today?
You: i am looking to for a place to buy up dog
Bobbi A: One moment please...
You: not hot dogs
Bobbi A: What kind of up dog are you refering to?
You: what do you mean?
Bobbi A: What is up dog?


YES, TRICKED EM!!!!!!
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  #103  
Old 12-16-2006, 08:31 PM
restrikt restrikt is offline
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[ QUOTE ]
Status: Connected to guide: SusanL
SusanL: Welcome to ChaCha!
SusanL: Hello
SusanL: Could you please be a bit more specific as to what you are searching for within this topic?
You: I am looking for up dog
SusanL: Is this music?
You: no
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: Bobbi A
Bobbi A: Welcome to ChaCha!
Bobbi A: Hi!
Bobbi A: What can I search for you on dog today?
You: i am looking to for a place to buy up dog
Bobbi A: One moment please...
You: not hot dogs
Bobbi A: What kind of up dog are you refering to?
You: what do you mean?
Bobbi A: What is up dog?


YES, TRICKED EM!!!!!!

[/ QUOTE ]

I LOLed
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  #104  
Old 12-16-2006, 08:35 PM
Heichamato Heichamato is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

im having a blast

You: can you please search for: "A hand where Grimstarr doesnt push post/preflop"
JeniferR: Sure , please give me a few minutes.
You: you couldnt find?
JeniferR: This site you have to register but it looks like it can help you out some.
You: so you didnt find a hand where grimstarr didnt push?
JeniferR: No, there is not to many site on that subject.
You: haha obv
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  #105  
Old 12-16-2006, 08:37 PM
pmdvert18 pmdvert18 is offline
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChristineB
ChristineB: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChristineB: Hello
You: hello
ChristineB: How can i help you today?
You: How are you?
ChristineB: im doing fine.
ChristineB: How are you today?
You: I'm going to ask you a bunch of quesitons, and I want to have them answered immediately.
ChristineB: ok
You: Who is your daddy, and what does he do?
ChristineB: He does alot
You: First, I would just like to get to know you.
You: I'm detective Jon Kimble
ChristineB: hello
You: I'm a cop you idiot! \
ChristineB: is there any information i can find for u detective?
You: I'm looking for Crisp
You: He's after Dominic
ChristineB: Crisp is in Miami
You: Is he beating up townspeople for train sets?
ChristineB: yup it is Chritmas time
ChristineB: is there anything else you need to know?
You: Do you think Dominic's laser can protect him against Crisp
You: ?
ChristineB: well is his laser on a shark?
You: nope, he needs to put it on the tower to keep away the bad people
ChristineB: well does he know Batman?
ChristineB: if not Crisp is in trouble.
ChristineB: oh wait Dominic is at my door
You: No , but maybe my ferrit can protect him
ChristineB: KaBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
ChristineB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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  #106  
Old 12-16-2006, 08:37 PM
Messiahkid Messiahkid is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

ROFL @ Grimd
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  #107  
Old 12-16-2006, 08:41 PM
Heichamato Heichamato is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

You: Hi im tuff fish
You: im looking for my daughter
You: she was last seen with dan bright in 2+2 prison
You: please search for her
TriciaS: Is there a real search I can do for you?
You: yes my daughter.. she is real
You: HAYACHAYCAHCYAHCAYAHA
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  #108  
Old 12-16-2006, 08:42 PM
manguydude21 manguydude21 is offline
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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JazzB
JazzB: Welcome to ChaCha!
JazzB: hi
JazzB: how are you
You: hello
You: good
You: and yourself?
JazzB: i am great
You: ok good
JazzB: what can i search about keyboards for you
You: first off
You: can you tell me what this site is about?
JazzB: this site is for me to search for info for you so you dont have to look
You: so if I wanted to know about dogs
You: you do...?
JazzB: i would search it for you
You: and what would you bring back?
JazzB: just whatever info you needed or wanted
You: so i mean
You: do you bring back articles?
You: or links?
You: or pics?
JazzB: links
JazzB: and pics
You: oh ok
You: then i want a new search
JazzB: okay
JazzB: what would you like to search
You: 650 nexgen poker chips for under $100
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: ChaseS
ChaseS: Welcome to ChaCha!
ChaseS: Hi there!
You: hi
ChaseS: What about keyboards are you looking for?
You: can I ask why I was transfered?
ChaseS: I have no idea.
You: I asked the lady to search for 650 nexgen poker chips for under $100
You: and she transfered me to you...
You: why?
ChaseS: She doesn't pick who you're transferred to.
ChaseS: And maybe she had to go. We do work at home.
ChaseS: So is that what you're searching for?
You: well why was I transfered in thefirst place?
You: and yes that is what I was searching for
ChaseS: Like I said, maybe she had to go.
ChaseS: This is the best I can go
ChaseS: do*
ChaseS: 650 chips for 150
ChaseS: Heres 500 for 109
You: threecheetahs!!
You: i have that as my favorites
ChaseS: Well those are about as cheap as they get
You: ok can you search me one more thing?
ChaseS: Sure!
You: nude Borat pictures
ChaseS: I'm sorry i can't do that
You: why not?
ChaseS: Becuase that's an adult search.
You: your a child?
ChaseS: and I don't facilitate those.
You: ok im just kidding
You: but seriously
You: howmuch crap do you guys get from doing this job?
You: i imagine a lot.
ChaseS: We have alot of pranksters yes.
You: but i like the idea
You: of asking a mod to search
You: but it shows how lazy people are these days
ChaseS: Not really
ChaseS: this adds a human element
ChaseS: Maybe the guide can think of a better way to search than the searcher
ChaseS: adds a new angle to the search
You: why do you need "human element" on a browser search?
You: chase
ChaseS: ?
You: you said you work from home correct?
ChaseS: I do
You: howmuch do you get paid for this?
ChaseS: Something like 80cents a minute
You: 80 cents a MINUTE?!
ChaseS: I think it's around that
ChaseS: Search minute
You: thats 48/hr
You: search minute?
You: what do you mean
ChaseS: Yeah minute spent in search
You: so your not gettin paid to talk to me right now right?
ChaseS: I am for about the next minute and a half
You: do you get paid well from doing this?
ChaseS: I'm not getting rich if thats what you're asking
You: well obviously not rich
You: but it beats a 10/hr paying job?
ChaseS: It's a nice little bit of extra cash
ChaseS: No
ChaseS: 10/hr at a good job would be much better
You: wow not even that huh?
ChaseS: this job is good for petty cash
ChaseS: Like if u need 20 bucks
You: search the definition of petty cash for me
ChaseS: pays for meals, movies, cheap stuff
You: i want links
You: !!
You: lol joking
ChaseS: To what?
You: ur not a smart 1 are you?
ChaseS: I am
ChaseS: but when the seeker says they want links, my job is to ask to what
You: but you already know to what
ChaseS: I've already found you the cheapest.
You: no
You: see
You: i wanted the search of the word "petty cash"
ChaseS: You want me to get a link to the definition of petty cash?
You: yes mam
ChaseS: Sir.
You: sry
You: sir
ChaseS: It's ok
ChaseS: How are those results?
You: i only got 1 result
You: those is plural
You: therefore I should have atleast 2
ChaseS: Those includes the results for the chips too.
You: smart allic
ChaseS: I'm honestly not here to play word games.
You: who says were playing word games?
You: im just trying to correct you
You: im making you money by talking to you right?
You: im just messin around
ChaseS: No you're not.
You: then how do I help you make money?
ChaseS: We stopped getting paid after 10 minutes of one search
ChaseS: it's been 14 minutes
You: no way
You: really?
ChaseS: Yes
You: ok before I go then one more search
ChaseS: For what?
You: background of Chase S.
ChaseS: I can't give you that.
You: why not?
ChaseS: Because that's my personal information.
ChaseS: Have a good day!
ChaseS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.
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  #109  
Old 12-16-2006, 08:49 PM
eviljeff eviljeff is offline
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Default Re: I think BBV could have extreme fun with this website.

BrianD: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hi Welcome to ChaCha!
You: What can I help you with today?
BrianD: hi
You: I'm sorry
You: your search for "hi" is not specific enough
BrianD: ok
You: are you interested in greetings in general?
BrianD: no
You: perhaps I can transfer you somewhere for more assistance
You: http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showfl...;gonew=1#UNREAD
BrianD: let me transfer you
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Old 12-16-2006, 08:50 PM
Heichamato Heichamato is offline
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CarolynA: Hello.
You: yo carolyn search for some "Balla Inventory for me"
CarolynA: Be right back with info for you.
You: While you search, can you write "BBV4LIFE only ballaz allowed" in chat?
You: Please I would rate you good so you earn more than EM2
CarolynA: thanks.
CarolynA: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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