Hooker Dilemma

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i had sex with this one dude for free once, i wish i hadn't.

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he said he feels the same way. [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[Rick Nebiolo]

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"Ever think of writing a screenplay about your life?"

I think there's probably room for an art film about a guy who sits on his computer all day, masturbates constantly, and leaves the house only to go to Wendy's. However, I think it would be boring.

-Michael

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It's been done in book form if you subtract the computer and Wendy's.

Last week was mining the depths of my bookcase because girlfriend/Hero wanted something to read so I came up with Portnoy's Complaint. Girlfriend/Hero got about a quarter of the way into it and was laughing and giggling. A couple days later I ask if she finished it. She told me she had to put it down because she couldn't get over the fact that Portnoy never stopped whining. I think it's a cultural thing.

~ Rick

[DrVanNostrin]

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40$??

Let me guess, she doesnt have any legs...

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or has 3

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You're both wrong. She used to be a man, now what do I win?

[Michael Davis]

Update for you all.

It was a close vote, but you guys voted to go with someone new.

Your choice, in the end, was horrible. I just had a threesome with two new girls. The old girl was pretty much devastated, or acted such (and since it's an ego thing she probably really was) when I told her I wasn't seeing her today. At least if I ever go back I'll get a good performance again.

Anyways, one of the new girl's was hot, the other was mediocre, but they said they work well together, which is important. Well, they don't. And they didn't work well on me, either. The only good note is that my chance of disease in this session is virtually zero, since by my request they ended up using their hands almost exclusively. Such a disappointment. I'll see you back in the States tomorrow, but I'm definitely on suicide watch back there.

-Michael

[ononimo]

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Update for you all.

It was a close vote, but you guys voted to go with someone new.

Your choice, in the end, was horrible. I just had a threesome with two new girls. The old girl was pretty much devastated, or acted such (and since it's an ego thing she probably really was) when I told her I wasn't seeing her today. At least if I ever go back I'll get a good performance again.

Anyways, one of the new girl's was hot, the other was mediocre, but they said they work well together, which is important. Well, they don't. And they didn't work well on me, either. The only good note is that my chance of disease in this session is virtually zero, since by my request they ended up using their hands almost exclusively. Such a disappointment. I'll see you back in the States tomorrow, but I'm definitely on suicide watch back there.

-Michael

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i don't see how you can blame US for your choice to 1) include a mediocre hooker into the mix (at extra cost, i'm sure ... can't believe you fell for the "we work well together line") and 2) to limit yourself to a handjob.

[Clarkmeister]

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they work well together, which is important.

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One would think.

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Well, they don't.

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Bad beat.

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And they didn't work well on me, either.

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Brutal.

[NLSoldier]

I dont like handjobs when they are free. I cant imagine paying for one.

[Michael Davis]

"can't believe you fell for the "we work well together line")"

There were like eight chicks there. I picked the hot chick and asked her who she worked well with.

I guess what I'm really saying is that you guys are overrating variety, and underrating a good thing.

-Michael

[tom441lbk]

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I dont like handjobs when they are free. I cant imagine paying for one.

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Seriously, whoever invented the handjob needs to die.
Tell the girl that if she doesn't suck it you're going to SIIHP.