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#103
07-24-2007, 09:30 AM
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Re: Favorite non-Simpson Simpsons character
Comic Book Guy.
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#104
07-24-2007, 09:36 AM
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Re: Favorite non-Simpson Simpsons character
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i don't think I saw sarcastic middle-aged guy mentioned, but he deserves some recognition. [/ QUOTE ] Lisa: How do I know which hamster's the smartest? Pet Store Clerk: This one writes mysteries under the name JD MacGregor. Lisa: How can a hamster write mysteries? Pet Store Clerk: Well, he starts with the ending, then works backwards.
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#105
07-24-2007, 09:38 AM
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[ QUOTE ] second for Gill!  [/ QUOTE ] Poor Ol' Gil [/ QUOTE ] 'Lets talk rust proofing, these Calicos'll rust up on ya like that. Ahhh shut up Gill, close the deal, close the deal....'
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#106
07-24-2007, 09:48 AM
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Re: Favorite non-Simpson Simpsons character
 Interviewer #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime? Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it. Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson? Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ? Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.
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#107
07-24-2007, 12:46 PM
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Re: Favorite non-Simpson Simpsons character
Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch?
But it's 9:30 in the morning! Yeah but I haven't slept in days. (Drinks) Last chance! (Drinks) Oh yeah!
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#108
07-24-2007, 12:49 PM
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Mrs Simpson, your sexual harassment case is just what I need to rebuild my shattered career! Care to join me in a belt of Scotch? But it's 9:30 in the morning! Yeah but I haven't slept in days. (Drinks) Last chance! (Drinks) Oh yeah! [/ QUOTE ] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] After reading these Hutz quotes and seeing that youtube clip, I now definitely prefer Hutz over McClure as far as Hartman's characters go. So damned funny.
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#109
07-24-2007, 12:50 PM
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Re: Favorite non-Simpson Simpsons character
Interviewer #1: Champ, do you feel remorse for your crime?
Tatum: Oh, yes. Believe me, my god, if I could turn back the clock on my mother's stair-pushing, I would certainly, reconsider it. Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson? Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children. Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ? Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief. [/ QUOTE ] yes!!! Drederick Tatum is awesome too!!
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#110
07-24-2007, 01:41 PM
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[ QUOTE ]  really should be winning this in a landslide. after Homer, he's the best character on the show [/ QUOTE ] He definitely was one of best characters back when the show was really good...but hasn't been nearly as great in the last 10 years or so. The fact that Homer never seems to be at work anymore probably has a lot to do with this. [/ QUOTE ] Yeah, he used to be my favorite of all characters including any of the Simpsons. But they've watered him down a lot. He was at his best when most vicious and ridiculously self-absorbed. Hard to pull that off now that basically everyone on the show is a lovable nice guy.
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