Variance : banged a chick - Page 11

Jay Riall · #**101** 09-19-2007, 10:00 PM

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Yeah I accidentally went into a gay bar on Freshers week at Cardiff University last year and was making out and dirty dancing with a hot straight chick within about 10 minutes. Gay Bars are awesome places to hit on chicks. Variance : didn't bone her. I think my chances were good had it not been for my flat-mates getting totally wierded out when they discovered it was a gay bar and legging out of the door without finishing their pints.

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Are you trying to prove me point that you are indeed of the homosexual persuasian? I think you are gayer then koloture fwiw.

Jay you have to be leveling... on approximatly the 17th level right?

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Yeah, when I said I 'accidentally' went into a Gay bar, I actually meant 'ran into it swinging my handbang over my head and screaming 'RIGHT LADS WHO WANTS SOME JUICY PENIS?!?!?!' Sorry for my lies.

fwiw though I've been told I look metro by a few 2p2ers on here when I posted my mugshot, but I think they're just jealous cuz I'm soo purdy and dress well.

Jay Riall · #**102** 09-19-2007, 10:01 PM

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persuasian.

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How do you spell this word wrong twice?

BigPoppa · #**103** 09-19-2007, 10:01 PM

You look exeedingly metrosexual, Jay.

ghostface · #**104** 09-19-2007, 10:03 PM

good save lurker, good save

Jay Riall · #**105** 09-19-2007, 10:03 PM

I consulted Kolo about skin-care the other day aswell. Who wants to arrange my coming out party?

doubLe a tom · #**106** 09-19-2007, 10:06 PM

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persuasian.

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How do you spell this word wrong twice?

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tough word imo

Fonkey123 · #**107** 09-19-2007, 10:11 PM

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You look exeedingly metrosexual, Jay.

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I REALLY LIKE HIS HAIR!!!!1111

[Phill] · #**108** 09-19-2007, 10:16 PM

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girl on left

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I went to a zoo last summer and one of the highlights for me was the giraffe enclosure too - couldnt get close enough for pic unfortunately.

Jay Riall · #**109** 09-19-2007, 10:17 PM

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You look exeedingly metrosexual, Jay.

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I REALLY LIKE HIS HAIR!!!!1111

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Thanks!!!! Wana make out?

BigPoppa · #**110** 09-19-2007, 10:18 PM

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this thread is way to ghey. have to hook it up with my favorite piece of jailbait to turn it not ghey.

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I really just wanted an excuse to post this again.
Hottest jailbait ever.

edit: Will be going through customs with laptop soon, so unable to save picture without possible arrest/deportation.