OK so my donk buddy is up like 40k today a lot against SBRUGBY OMG!!!

[rothko]

true degen.

his timing tells are ridonkulous. this has me wanting to get back into limit.

[Vince.]

What's his bankroll on FTP currently at? Did he cash anything out yet?

[ocdscale]

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slowcheetah, is this guy just an average joe barely getting by irl? this is important.

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Good question. I should have mentioned this earlier. He is broke as a joke. He is 19. He usually blows his small paycheck at the Indian casino playing wheel of fortune slots or whatever.

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I hate saying this, but you need to make him to withdraw the money.

[Stake Monster]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2720652591: Table Gage (heads up) - $50/$100 - Limit Hold'em - 16:07:20 ET - 2007/06/20
Seat 1: canuckduckster ($4,065.50)
Seat 2: l3adBoyzl3ak ($3,731)
l3adBoyzl3ak posts the small blind of $25
canuckduckster posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
l3adBoyzl3ak raises to $100
canuckduckster raises to $150
l3adBoyzl3ak raises to $200
canuckduckster calls $50
*** FLOP *** [Tc 9h 5h]
canuckduckster checks
l3adBoyzl3ak bets $50
canuckduckster calls $50
*** TURN *** [Tc 9h 5h] [7s]
canuckduckster checks
l3adBoyzl3ak bets $100
canuckduckster calls $100
*** RIVER *** [Tc 9h 5h 7s] [Kh]
canuckduckster checks
l3adBoyzl3ak bets $100
canuckduckster calls $100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
l3adBoyzl3ak shows [7c 5c] two pair, Sevens and Fives
canuckduckster mucks
l3adBoyzl3ak wins the pot ($899.50) with two pair, Sevens and Fives
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $900 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 9h 5h 7s Kh]
Seat 1: canuckduckster (big blind) mucked
Seat 2: l3adBoyzl3ak (small blind) collected ($899.50)

[Stake Monster]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2720659249: Table Gage (heads up) - $50/$100 - Limit Hold'em - 16:08:14 ET - 2007/06/20
Seat 1: canuckduckster ($4,015)
Seat 2: l3adBoyzl3ak ($3,780.50)
l3adBoyzl3ak posts the small blind of $25
canuckduckster posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
l3adBoyzl3ak raises to $100
canuckduckster calls $50
*** FLOP *** [Tc 5c 9s]
canuckduckster checks
l3adBoyzl3ak bets $50
canuckduckster raises to $100
l3adBoyzl3ak raises to $150
canuckduckster calls $50
*** TURN *** [Tc 5c 9s] [Qs]
canuckduckster checks
l3adBoyzl3ak bets $100
canuckduckster raises to $200
l3adBoyzl3ak calls $100
*** RIVER *** [Tc 5c 9s Qs] [4h]
canuckduckster bets $100
l3adBoyzl3ak raises to $200
canuckduckster calls $100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
l3adBoyzl3ak shows [4s Ts] two pair, Tens and Fours
canuckduckster shows [9d Qc] two pair, Queens and Nines
canuckduckster wins the pot ($1,299.50) with two pair, Queens and Nines
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1,300 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Tc 5c 9s Qs 4h]
Seat 1: canuckduckster (big blind) showed [9d Qc] and won ($1,299.50) with two pair, Queens and Nines
Seat 2: l3adBoyzl3ak (small blind) showed [4s Ts] and lost with two pair, Tens and Fours


he's getting owned

[rothko]

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slowcheetah, is this guy just an average joe barely getting by irl? this is important.

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Good question. I should have mentioned this earlier. He is broke as a joke. He is 19. He usually blows his small paycheck at the Indian casino playing wheel of fortune slots or whatever.

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I hate saying this, but you need to make him to withdraw the money.

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op tried.

[Stake Monster]

Full Tilt Poker Game #2720666784: Table Gage (heads up) - $50/$100 - Limit Hold'em - 16:09:15 ET - 2007/06/20
Seat 1: canuckduckster ($4,414.50)
Seat 2: l3adBoyzl3ak ($3,379.50)
canuckduckster posts the small blind of $25
l3adBoyzl3ak posts the big blind of $50
The button is in seat #1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
canuckduckster raises to $100
l3adBoyzl3ak raises to $150
canuckduckster calls $50
*** FLOP *** [Jc Jh Qd]
l3adBoyzl3ak bets $50
canuckduckster calls $50
*** TURN *** [Jc Jh Qd] [4h]
l3adBoyzl3ak bets $100
canuckduckster calls $100
*** RIVER *** [Jc Jh Qd 4h] [Ad]
l3adBoyzl3ak bets $100
canuckduckster calls $100
*** SHOW DOWN ***
l3adBoyzl3ak shows [Kd 8d] a pair of Jacks
canuckduckster shows [2d Qs] two pair, Queens and Jacks
canuckduckster wins the pot ($799.50) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $800 | Rake $0.50
Board: [Jc Jh Qd 4h Ad]
Seat 1: canuckduckster (small blind) showed [2d Qs] and won ($799.50) with two pair, Queens and Jacks
Seat 2: l3adBoyzl3ak (big blind) showed [Kd 8d] and lost with a pair of Jacks

[CandyCornsLOL]

He is getting CRUSHED

[shipitkthx]

dammit I pull his table up and get to see 1 hand and then he leaves

[HensonLosesLots]

I'd tell him to cash out immediately no matter what he thinks.

I once ran up 25 bux to 22,000 in less than a week playing Omahahaha, eventually I went busto, but after I withdrew 5k of that.. Now I'm just wishing, thinking wtf did I do, I just blew 15k that I could really use.

Ohs wells, he'll probably go busto shortly from monkey tilt, it'll only take time, especially if he hasn't seen that much money before. CASH OUT!!