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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
TBP > txredman imo
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#102
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] OP, if you don't live in Orlando, have sun-bleached hair and wear polo shirts that extend past your knees, you should consider hanging up the jorts. Also, if you were offered a mindless data-entry job that pays TWICE as much as this job, why the [censored] would you take this one? [/ QUOTE ] Cause a different temp agency offered me it the day before and i havent gone to the interview yet cause the temp agency that offered me it is sending my resume, wpm, test results, etc. and i wanted to mooch the money from the training from this job cause training is usually insanely easy and free money [/ QUOTE ] Do you live in Orlando? [/ QUOTE ] No, Miami. Why do you keep asking that? |
#103
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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[ QUOTE ] No 21 year old says "water off a duck's back" [/ QUOTE ] 21 year old poets do. [/ QUOTE ] This made me laugh so hard I cried |
#104
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] Dude, I'm still waiting on the poem ..... [/ QUOTE ] I spit that real [censored] like immortal technique But I aint here to talk about bush or the shieks Your +aces+ are your best in your deck of friends but the +kings+ are the ones who will get you endz The +queens+ are the ones you take back to your castle when you're the +jack of clubs+ it ain't no hassle Everybody wants that +dime+ piece, that perfect 10 Cause once you get it, you +straight+ till the end I got a liquid flow like a super soaker But to me life is one big game of poker get money stack chips, take em from jokers then turn around and hawk stocks to brokers Im having a revelation, as I write this It will be your salvation, it goes just like this When the fight time comes, aces don't run, they'd rather live life and die by the gun heres the punch line, mo'[censored] its crunch time, everybody tryna get they +cake+ in god's lunch line [/ QUOTE ] That's better than anything I could have possibly imagined. [/ QUOTE ] Your reponse to this poem shows me that you are a judgemental bandwagon moron like 90% of the people who responded to this post. |
#105
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
omg, bigpicture, stop it I am gonna die laughing
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#106
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
Seriously, this is the first time in ages that I've cried with laughter on OOT. I wish to thank you for that.
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#107
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
lol OP, I know who you are
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#108
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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omg, bigpicture, stop it I am gonna die laughing [/ QUOTE ] What is so funny? your pathetic middle to upper class rich suburb existance in new york, or how you like to tell people you are from new york as if you live in harlem? |
#109
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
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lol OP, I know who you are [/ QUOTE ] It doesn't take a rocket scientist.... or a rap conissuer... I'm just waiting for NT! to find a reason to ban me for making a post that made people laugh. |
#110
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Re: incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it
When my boss asks me why I didn't get any work done today, I'm going to send him the link to this thread.
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