Favorite/Best All-Time Quote.

[whitelime]

"Women. Can’t live without ‘em and they can’t pee standin’ up."

"You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize."

[McBusto]

"You kill anybody?"
"A few cops."
"No real people?"

[G_Dollaz]

not my favorite, but certainly a great one, and I'm surprised I haven't seen it here....

"In the poker game of life, women are the [censored] rake"


-doesn't need a source

[TreyWilly]

"Want to make God laugh? Tell him what you're doing tomorrow."

-- I have no idea.

[Iplayragstoo]

"Money won is twice as sweet as money earned"

Fast Eddie Felson in the Color of Money

[mack848]

Bessie Braddock: "Winston, your drunk!

Churchill: "Bessie, your ugly, and tomorrow morning I shall be sober

Sir Winston Churchill

[ChipWrecked]

"If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee."
"If you were my wife I'd drink it."

- Unknown, possibly Peter Lorre



"If you can't say anything nice about someone, come sit next to me."

- Alice Roosevelt

[The X-Factor]

In the game of life, women are the [censored] rake!

-Rounders

She's only a hooker if I say "Give me head for 20 bucks" but if she does it for free and I tip her thats just me being nice or, say, I just drop it on the floor.

-Eric Holt

[EagleHasLanded]

"The two most common elements in the universe are Hydrogen and stupidity."
- Harlan Ellison

[gravis]

[ QUOTE ]
"If you were my husband I'd put poison in your coffee."
"If you were my wife I'd drink it."

- Unknown, possibly Peter Lorre

[/ QUOTE ]

this was winston churchill as well responding to lady nancy astor.