SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2

[keikiwai]

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I download 2 gigs of porn basically every other day though.

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stake me?

[chiTown22]

Why is H@££INGOLL short stacking my 1/2 table????

[keikiwai]

villain is FGATORS... it's easy to bait him in chat..... lol

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $198.00
BB: $173.20
UTG: $130.75
MP: $90.45
CO: $216.65
keikiwai (BTN): $197.00

Preflop: keikiwai is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">keikiwai raises to $8.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $6.00

Flop: ($17) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">keikiwai bets $13.00</font>, BB calls $13.00

Turn: ($43) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, keikiwai checks

River: ($43) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $28.00</font>, <font color="red">keikiwai raises to $56.00</font>, BB calls $28.00

Pot Size: $155.00 ($3 Rake)

BB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$75.00)
keikiwai had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$77.00)

keikiwai: nice 2 outer
<font color="red">FGators: im down 20 buyins this weekend and 50 are due to bad beats you ****ing a sshole</font>
keikiwai: you can't tell me that wasn't super lucky
<font color="red">FGators: dont talk to me you little piece of ****</font>
keikiwai: i think you're making up the running bad thing
<font color="red">FGators: am I? you want to see the hands jackass</font>
keikiwai: yeah prove it
FGators: well im banned at 2+2 right now for a few more hours
FGators: so after that ill send it to you
keikiwai: that's the second 2 outer you've hit on me
keikiwai: you don't hit 2 outers twice unless you're running good
oevilone: stuck with a bunch of kids again how special

[keikiwai]

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Why is H@££INGOLL short stacking my 1/2 table????

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because he's an unknown

DUCY?

Hint: spell check

[chiTown22]

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Why is H@££INGOLL short stacking my 1/2 table????

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because he's an unknown

DUCY?

Hint: spell check

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Oh what a tool.

[goofyballer]

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It probably would count towards it, and i'm pretty sure it doesnt use much bandwidth. 2 gigs a week is an insanely low amount. I doubt theres anyone on this forum that uses that much unless they downloading movies or something

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...but I do download a lot of stuff.

It's still kinda ridic for non-downloaders though; like, say you want to play the World in Conflict demo. That's, like, 1.2 gigs right there! I'm sure there are legit examples of files you may need that are pretty big too.

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how does he not shove river

[nuggetz87]

[ ]title is changed back to Carpal\'Tunnel
[x]shoved into w/ nuts
[x]still -3 buyins session
[x]i'm the new keikiwei

PokerStars Game #12215560996: Hold'em No Limit ($2/$4) - 2007/09/22 - 23:30:20 (ET)
Table 'Pleione II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 2: DCal Zone ($605.05 in chips)
Seat 3: denisbix ($266.75 in chips)
Seat 4: WJLNY ($403.10 in chips)
Seat 5: JEM87 ($760.10 in chips)
Seat 6: MarcosMyFish ($214.15 in chips)
denisbix: posts small blind $2
WJLNY: posts big blind $4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to JEM87 [Ah 7h]
JEM87: raises $10 to $14
MarcosMyFish: folds
DCal Zone: folds
denisbix: calls $12
WJLNY: folds
*** FLOP *** [Kh 9h 4h]
denisbix: checks
JEM87: bets $22
denisbix: raises $230.75 to $252.75 and is all-in
JEM87: calls $230.75
*** TURN *** [Kh 9h 4h] [Qc]
*** RIVER *** [Kh 9h 4h Qc] [6d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
denisbix: shows [Jd Kc] (a pair of Kings)
JEM87: shows [Ah 7h] (a flush, Ace high)
JEM87 collected $535.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $537.50 | Rake $2
Board [Kh 9h 4h Qc 6d]
Seat 2: DCal Zone (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: denisbix (small blind) showed [Jd Kc] and lost with a pair of Kings
Seat 4: WJLNY (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: JEM87 showed [Ah 7h] and won ($535.50) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 6: MarcosMyFish folded before Flop (didn't bet)

[keikiwai]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $202.80
BB: $261.30
keikiwai (UTG): $218.50
BTN: $283.45

Preflop: keikiwai is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (4 Players)
<font color="red">keikiwai raises to $8.00</font>, BTN calls $8.00, 2 folds

Flop: ($19) A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">keikiwai bets $15.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $43.00</font>, keikiwai folds

FGators26: shows [K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]] (high card Ace)

Pot Size: $77.00 ($2 Rake)

FGators: see im not some nit
FGators: people have no idea

[FGators]

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how does he not shove river

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Me?

He's only calling with better...better sets/straight/flush...

calling there is ridiculously standard.