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jay, squeeze one out before your date if you want to last longer. [/ QUOTE ] Ask Will for pointers. |
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[ QUOTE ] jay, squeeze one out before your date if you want to last longer. [/ QUOTE ] Ask Will for pointers. [/ QUOTE ] hahaha. Nah I'm going for the big pornstar cumshot, maybe try for the monkey-face if I'm feeling ambitiuous! Edit : possibly the spiderman instead, I haven't decided yet. |
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This sort of stuff is why I think the US college roomsharing thing is soo wierd. I doubt I could share a room with some of my best friends and stay sane let alone a total stranger. How do you get laid/masturbate/get dressed etc? [/ QUOTE ] You sexile (i.e. politely tell your roommate to hang out in the lounge for 30 mins) to get laid, masturbate in showers or get to know his schedule, and get dressed...lol who cares, turn your back on him. My roommate from freshman year who I had never met before turned out to be my best friend throughout college. I never really thought I could live in a 12x12 square room with another person either, but it really wasn't that bad. It's nice sometimes because when I've lived by myself I don't have any motivation to shower right when I get up and wake up early and be productive and stuff, but with someone else there you're forced into being a normal person. |
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[ QUOTE ] This sort of stuff is why I think the US college roomsharing thing is soo wierd. I doubt I could share a room with some of my best friends and stay sane let alone a total stranger. How do you get laid/masturbate/get dressed etc? [/ QUOTE ] You sexile (i.e. politely tell your roommate to hang out in the lounge for 30 mins) to get laid, masturbate in showers or get to know his schedule, and get dressed...lol who cares, turn your back on him. My roommate from freshman year who I had never met before turned out to be my best friend throughout college. I never really thought I could live in a 12x12 square room with another person either, but it really wasn't that bad. It's nice sometimes because when I've lived by myself I don't have any motivation to shower right when I get up and wake up early and be productive and stuff, but with someone else there you're forced into being a normal person. [/ QUOTE ] Completely agree with all of this. Oh and Jay, just like Soulja Boy, SUPAMAN THAT HOOOOOOO! Ie, you blast all over her back and throw the sheets on her. She wakes up and is wearing a cape. |
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Im moving out of my flat since 2 of my flatmates are [censored] and one is refusing to give me all my deposit back. Docking it by £120 ~ $250. There aint anything I can do about this and Iv decided to take it and get out of here cos I cant stand those people now. FOught weeks over this and there are no loopholes/authorities that can get in to help What would you guys do? Ive already given up the £120 - but I hate this guy sooooo much now |
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If there is no reason for him to keep the money from you I would punch him in the face until he agreed to give me my deposit back.
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Question to SSNL: Im moving out of my flat since 2 of my flatmates are [censored] and one is refusing to give me all my deposit back. Docking it by £120 ~ $250. There aint anything I can do about this and Iv decided to take it and get out of here cos I cant stand those people now. FOught weeks over this and there are no loopholes/authorities that can get in to help What would you guys do? Ive already given up the £120 - but I hate this guy sooooo much now [/ QUOTE ] I would hire Jay. |
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If there is no reason for him to keep the money from you I would punch him in the face until he agreed to give me my deposit back. [/ QUOTE ] |
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If there is no reason for him to keep the money from you I would punch him in the face until he agreed to give me my deposit back. [/ QUOTE ] Lol - thought about this. Anything that wont get me done for assualt? |
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My first day here and I make 54 posts, guess I really don't have a life. [img]/images/graemlins/crazy.gif[/img]
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