** Official August Chat Thread: The White Swan **

[D.L.M.]

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Well all I know is that I like boobs and mt dew.

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Holy [censored] me too!

[Renton]

just won 2k at 2/4 in an hour.

ship

[D.L.M.]

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just won 2k at 2/4 in an hour.

ship

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go [censored] yourself

[SABR42]

Awful session for me.

It seems I can no longer have two winning sessions in a row anymore. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Highlight of my session though:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $55.35
BB: $92.50
UTG: $131.05
UTG+1: $43.90
MP1: $87.80
MP2: $60.85
CO: $111.35
Hero (BTN): $102.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (8 Players)
4 folds, CO calls $1.00, <font color="red">Hero raises to $5.00</font>, 2 folds, CO calls $4.00

Flop: ($11.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">CO bets $5.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $20.00</font>, CO calls $15.00

Turn: ($51.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
CO checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $29.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $86.35</font>, Hero calls all-in for $48.50
Uncalled bet of $8.85 returned to CO

River: ($206.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $206.50 ($3 Rake)

CO had 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Deuces full of Fives) and LOST (-$102.50)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Fives full of Nines) and WON (+$101.00)

[TheProdigy]

Prob should've raised pre..

This never gets old, though:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $200.45
BB: $181.60
UTG: $192.00
UTG+1: $98.00
MP1: $128.25
MP2: $35.65
CO: $191.65
BTN: $222.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (8 Players)
5 folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $8.00</font>, Hero calls $7.00, BB folds

Flop: ($18) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($18) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $32.00</font>, Hero calls $20.00

River: ($82) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $50.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $182.85</font>, Hero calls all-in for $110.45
Uncalled bet of $22.40 returned to BTN

Pot Size: $402.90 ($3 Rake)

BTN had J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a flush, Ace high) and WON (+$199.45)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] and LOST (-$200.45)

[SABR42]

Hmm, calling with QJo from the SB looks like a very bad play. Raise or fold IMO.

[TheProdigy]

I know I admitted that it was a bad play..dunno why I didn't raise that????


Here is a better one:
Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $91.25
BB: $370.45
Hero (UTG): $194.00
UTG+1: $150.80
MP1: $35.00
MP2: $257.75
MP3: $214.30
CO: $170.90
BTN: $213.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (9 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, 4 folds, CO calls $8.00, 3 folds

Flop: ($19) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $12.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises to $24.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $70.00</font>, <font color="red">CO raises all-in to $162.90</font>, Hero calls $92.90

Turn: ($344.80) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($344.80) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $344.80 ($3 Rake)

CO had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Sixes full of Kings) and LOST (-$0.00)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Sixes full of Kings) and LOST (-$0.00)

[the_main]

How long does the cashout curse usually last? 20k hands? 50k?

Anything I can do to speed up the process?

[TheProdigy]

Play more hands? Tables?

[soah]

Dealt to soah2 [Kd Kh]
troster16: folds
Snoop432: folds
Witto: calls $10
LitleBastrd: folds
DangleSauce: folds
WAWA789: folds
garompon: folds
soah2: raises $50 to $60
tsifknits: folds
Witto: raises $60 to $120
soah2: calls $60
*** FLOP *** [Qc 7c 4h]
soah2: checks
Witto: bets $100
soah2: calls $100
*** TURN *** [Qc 7c 4h] [8c]
soah2: checks
Witto: checks
*** RIVER *** [Qc 7c 4h 8c] [4d]
soah2: checks
Witto: bets $340
soah2: calls $340
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Witto: shows [Jh Ts] (a pair of Fours)
soah2: shows [Kd Kh] (two pair, Kings and Fours)
soah2 collected $1127 from pot

god bless america