**Official uNL Microbrew thread: July PT 2(LC/NC)**

[vixticator]

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aj theorem: Hero pfr's with xx. Gets minraised. Hero autocalls with non-premium misc crap, (odds ldo). Hero always whiffs flop completely.

[/ QUOTE ]I like it. Me call ATC to 3-bet PF minraise, I suck. Odds FTW?!?

[jonyy6788]

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aj theorem: Hero pfr's with xx. Gets minraised. Hero autocalls with non-premium misc crap, (odds ldo). Hero always whiffs flop completely.

[/ QUOTE ]I like it. Me call ATC to 3-bet PF minraise, I suck. Odds FTW?!?

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notice that
a) you never hit
b) you never see their hand
c) thus u never haz oddz

[Capone]

intresting discussion lol [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[fees]

johnny ur wicked smaht

[kabouter]

How can someone play these donkaments without their brain exploding?

AQ I 3bet big!
Flop comes 2 low hearts, and a Queen of spades

Guy bets 40, I make it 1000

He calls, turn is a blank, I go allin (4500 more), he calls with a Kh 7h

Obviously a heart hits the river, why aren't these guys in my cashgames?

[fees]

because they are donkament players

[Fiksdal]

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How can someone play these donkaments without their brain exploding?

AQ I 3bet big!
Flop comes 2 low hearts, and a Queen of spades

Guy bets 40, I make it 1000

He calls, turn is a blank, I go allin (4500 more), he calls with a Kh 7h

Obviously a heart hits the river, why aren't these guys in my cashgames?

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would be awesome if for one day all the donkaments in the world would shut down. God the cash games would be so juicy.

[Manchild84]

350 hands @ $50, +2BIs. The road to recovery starts here.

[ajmargarine]

vs a reg I think. lol induce-ements.

level 2 sir? No, we are on level 3.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $49.10
BB: $50.00
UTG: $46.00
CO: $135.65
BTN: $92.80

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
3 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4) 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $10.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $21.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises all-in to $48.00</font>, Hero calls all-in for $26.10
Uncalled bet of $0.90 returned to BB

Turn: ($98.20) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($98.20) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $98.20 ($3 Rake)

BB had 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Fours and Twos) and LOST (-$49.10)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Twos) and WON (+$46.10)

[sputum]

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How can someone play these donkaments without their brain exploding?

AQ I 3bet big!
Flop comes 2 low hearts, and a Queen of spades

Guy bets 40, I make it 1000

He calls, turn is a blank, I go allin (4500 more), he calls with a Kh 7h

Obviously a heart hits the river, why aren't these guys in my cashgames?

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Because they'd go broke too quickly and quit unless addicted.