SSNL [cheese] thread: JUNE 2007 (nc) - Page 105

terp · #**1041** 06-06-2007, 08:43 AM

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Bobbo congrats, and I seriously can't wait until it gets published. If I had any clout with MM, I'd definitely try to help you out.

Everything I've ever seen you post has been helpful and well written, and I'm sure the book will be the same.

I'm going to sleep for about 2 hours now, then take some substances of some kind and go up to Winstar. I'm buying in for $400 IN WHITE at 4/8 limit and I'm pretty much gonna make my goal to piss off as many people as possible. Ipod, sunglasses, the whole nine yards.

Did I mention I'll be playing at least 75% of my hands, and I will never call a single bet the entire day. I will either bet raise or fold. If it's capped, I guess I don't really have a choice and I'll have to call. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

The inevitable questions will be:
"Why are you doing this?"
-My answer - Because I have cancer

"Are you really going to keep doing this?"
-I'll keep playing until you cure cancer

"What did you have, I made a big fold"
-I had cancer

I'll obviously end up losing $400, but sometimes..... that's just what has to happen.

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you're a weird dude

Imrahil · #**1042** 06-06-2007, 09:40 AM

sfsdefglmsdfgsdfgsdfg

PokerStars Game #10298761182: Hold'em No Limit ($0.50/$1.00) - 2007/06/06 - 09:35:52 (ET)
Table 'Kokkola' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: Strongleft5 ($57.65 in chips)
Seat 2: Steeber ($82.45 in chips)
Seat 3: rascalking88 ($224.35 in chips)
Seat 4: Bromma1969 ($86.85 in chips)
Seat 5: PrnceImrahil ($124.50 in chips)
Steeber: posts small blind $0.50
rascalking88: posts big blind $1
teh.zilence: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to PrnceImrahil [Kd Ad]
Bromma1969: folds
PrnceImrahil: raises $3 to $4
Strongleft5: calls $4
Steeber: folds
rascalking88: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [Kh 6c 9s]
rascalking88: checks
PrnceImrahil: bets $8
Strongleft5: folds
rascalking88: calls $8
*** TURN *** [Kh 6c 9s] [Th]
rascalking88: checks
PrnceImrahil: bets $20
rascalking88: calls $20
*** RIVER *** [Kh 6c 9s Th] [Ac]
rascalking88: bets $35
PrnceImrahil has timed out
PrnceImrahil: folds
PrnceImrahil is sitting out
rascalking88 collected $66.50 from pot
rascalking88: shows [7s Js] (high card Ace)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $68.50 | Rake $2
Board [Kh 6c 9s Th Ac]
Seat 1: Strongleft5 (button) folded on the Flop
Seat 2: Steeber (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: rascalking88 (big blind) collected ($66.50)
Seat 4: Bromma1969 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 5: PrnceImrahil folded on the River

FGators · #**1043** 06-06-2007, 10:29 AM

Future,

Wow, definitely makes me think that he had me now on that hand. Wasn't the best board for aces and he seemed like a postflop nit.

Imrahil · #**1044** 06-06-2007, 10:32 AM

Not an interesting hand but I've never seen a person leave so fast. He INSTA HIT AND RAN. I swear it must have been less than 1 second.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $120.35
BB: $99.40
UTG: $131.25
BTN: $24.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, BTN raises to $3.00, Hero raises to $12.00, BB folds, BTN raises all-in to $24.00, Hero calls $12.00

Flop: ($49) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Turn: ($49) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($49) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $49.00 ($2 Rake)

BTN had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Eights full of Kings) and WON (+$23.00)
Hero had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Queens) and LOST (-$24.00)

joeblack · #**1045** 06-06-2007, 10:33 AM

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Bobbo congrats, and I seriously can't wait until it gets published. If I had any clout with MM, I'd definitely try to help you out.

Everything I've ever seen you post has been helpful and well written, and I'm sure the book will be the same.

I'm going to sleep for about 2 hours now, then take some substances of some kind and go up to Winstar. I'm buying in for $400 IN WHITE at 4/8 limit and I'm pretty much gonna make my goal to piss off as many people as possible. Ipod, sunglasses, the whole nine yards.

Did I mention I'll be playing at least 75% of my hands, and I will never call a single bet the entire day. I will either bet raise or fold. If it's capped, I guess I don't really have a choice and I'll have to call. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

The inevitable questions will be:
"Why are you doing this?"
-My answer - Because I have cancer

"Are you really going to keep doing this?"
-I'll keep playing until you cure cancer

"What did you have, I made a big fold"
-I had cancer

I'll obviously end up losing $400, but sometimes..... that's just what has to happen.

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you're a weird dude

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and if you really don't have cancer this is'nt funny at all. In fact if you don't have cancer you are disgusting and a piece of [censored]. If you do, this is still wierd.

Imrahil · #**1046** 06-06-2007, 10:53 AM

WTF some 50/11 donk is teaching me how to bluff.

wrschultz · #**1047** 06-06-2007, 11:03 AM

lolllllllll it clearly wasn't funny I guess, but saying "you are disgusting and a piece of [censored]." is nice. Wah wah I'm sorry cancer is a touchy subject for you. Cancer, heart disease, whatever happens. I feel like it would be funny because they wouldn't really know wtf to say. The fact that I'm defending myself even is dumber.

I am THE most generous, caring, and genuinely GOOD perso I know, and I don't need your approval to believe this. wah wah wah maybe your dad died from cancer or something. I'm very sorry to hear that. My grandpa who I am very close survived cancer, but I'm not close to any other cancer patients.

This is a butchering of a quote by Joe Rogan? I think, but here goes.

"If your offended by what I have to say, go roll around in barbed wire with Magic Johnson."

Go [censored] yourself.

EDIT: and if karma exists, I'll probably get some horrible form of cancer, but my friends who I help out when they're in trouble will be top scientists and will develop a cure.

Grunch · #**1048** 06-06-2007, 11:08 AM

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I am THE most generous, caring, and genuinely GOOD perso I know

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You forgot humble.

wrschultz · #**1049** 06-06-2007, 11:14 AM

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I am THE most generous, caring, and genuinely GOOD perso I know

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You forgot humble.

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Correct. I am not humble. When I do well in poker, I let everyone know. When I don't do well, I let everyone know. If I had a $200k trust fund coming when I turned 21, I'd probably post about it every day. If I'm gonna post here I want approval, and I guess that's just an emotional/personaliy thing.

Imrahil · #**1050** 06-06-2007, 11:17 AM

Overbet shoves. One of the best and most underused tools in no limit hold them:

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $177.10
Hero (BB): $113.25
UTG: $139.00
CO: $146.55
BTN: $97.65

Preflop: Hero is dealt 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, CO calls $1.00, BTN folds, SB calls $0.50, Hero checks

Flop: ($3) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $2.50, CO calls $2.50, SB calls $2.50

Turn: ($10.50) Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8.00, CO calls $8.00, SB folds

River: ($26.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets all-in for $101.75, CO calls $101.75

Pot Size: $230.00 ($2 Rake)

CO had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] and LOST (-$113.25)
Hero had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Queens full of Eights) and WON (+$114.75)