Official April Thread: General Discussion/etc

[NOSUP4U]

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So i played Hook2212 hu for a pretty long time today... the dude is such a fish. easily the worst regular in the stars 3-6. So many coolers i want to [censored] lynch the dude. then he quit me

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I think he is satan. He is such a passive tard yet still looks like a decent winner in my db. It makes no sense to me. Once I shoved on him pf with KK and he timed down saying in chat:

ahahhaah
I have AA
AAAAA aaaaa AAAAAA
aces ahahahahah

etc. I hope everyone starts calling behind him with any two cards and snapping off his limped overpairs.

M

[Irish Mafia]

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In case you don't know FTP lets you do wire transfer if the amount is greater than 20k. So if you are paranoid about trading just wire the money from FTP to your bank and from there to stars.

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FTP does direct wires to your bank account? Since when - and how do you do this?

[Sponger.]

Alright I'm starting to think smoking weed all day helps me with poker. I'm in San Diego at my moms house for a few days before I go to Nicaragua for two weeks, so I haven't smoked at all, and its like when I'm at my house I'm too confused and debilitated from being so high that I can't think or do anything else besides play poker, bodyboard, disc golf, and hang out with friends. I think I've played for like a 1/2 hour since getting to San Diego on Monday morning.

Although the good news is when I read these threads I can't help but think of this...


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Homer puts on a record and dance music fills the air. He and Marge begin to dance as Flanders pulls into his driveway and walks by, looking haggard.

Flanders: [moaning] Ohh...
Homer: Hey, Flanders. Bad day at the rat races?
Flanders: Yeah, a crazy guy shot a bunch of people and the subway ran over my hat.

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I pity those poor suckers on FTP and Stars. raise call fold. raise call fold. fold fold check raise. raise raise raise.



ahhhh so nice...

[HP]

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Alright I'm starting to think smoking weed all day helps me with poker. I'm in San Diego at my moms house for a few days before I go to Nicaragua for two weeks, so I haven't smoked at all, and its like when I'm at my house I'm too confused and debilitated from being so high that I can't think or do anything else besides play poker, bodyboard, disc golf, and hang out with friends. I think I've played for like a 1/2 hour since getting to San Diego on Monday morning.

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I read this 4 times and can't figure out what you are trying to say

are you high? am i high?

[RunyonAve]

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I read this 4 times and can't figure out what you are trying to say

are you high? am i high?

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I thought i understood till i got to the last sentence. Now i think i'm high.

[stigmata]

i think i must be extremely high then

[aejones]

i think i have to quit 5/10 on stars, TWP is just too good

[mrcoughman]

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Once I shoved on him pf with KK and he timed down saying in chat:

ahahhaah
I have AA
AAAAA aaaaa AAAAAA
aces ahahahahah

etc. I hope everyone starts calling behind him with any two cards and snapping off his limped overpairs.

M

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This is the ideal time to hot your 20%er which I imagine you did not

[HP]

I observed this hand while I was waiting to sit (yes this is 2/4 NL):

Button ($409.90)
SB ($1416.60)
BB ($1702.10)
UTG ($1802.60)
MP ($1179.20)
CO ($1640.30)

<font color="#666666">4 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $12</font>, BB calls $8.

Flop: ($24) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $17</font>, BB calls $17.

Turn: ($58) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $40</font>, <font color="#CC3333">BB raises to $178</font>, SB calls $138.

River: ($414) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
SB checks, <font color="#CC3333">BB bets $414</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1209.6 (All-In)</font>, BB calls $795.60.

Final Pot: $2833.20

SB has K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (full house, queens full of twos)
BB doesn't show.

biggest pot I've seen at 400nl. And my bro in law was sitting at this table so I can find out what BB had. obv BB was terrible (80/21)

and I'm also gonna find out how the f stacks got so deep on that table

[WordWhiz]

The aejones theorem earned me $1700...

Prima Network No-Limit Hold'em, $10.00 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

BB ($255.00)
UTG ($628.00)
MP ($2847.08)
Button ($847.50)
Hero ($1933.36)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">2 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $40</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $135</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Button calls $95.

Flop: ($280) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">Hero bets $140</font>, Button calls $140.

Turn: ($560) T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $160</font>, Hero calls $160.

River: ($880) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">Button bets $412.5 (All-In)</font>, Hero calls.

Final Pot: $1292.50

Results:
Hero has 3c As (one pair, jacks).
Button has 8c 5c (one pair, jacks).
Outcome: Hero wins $1703.00.