SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2

[bubaloo]

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I would drop down to 2nl and go all in every hand for eternity if this happens to me on the only non BBJ table when the jackpot is like 400k.

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[traz]

yea if the jackpot was big right now that guy would be going nuts

[T-God]

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Yeah, calling that flop OOP is bad.

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Not if you play good

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Party Poker No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (5 handed) Hand History converter Courtesy of PokerZion.com

Button ($26.75)
Hero ($245.08)
BB ($13.28)
UTG ($329.10)
MP ($203)

Preflop: Hero is SB with 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">MP raises to $8</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, Hero calls $7, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>.

Flop: ($18) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $12</font>, Hero calls $12.

Turn: ($42) Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $30</font>, Hero calls $30.

River: ($102) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(2 players)</font>
Hero checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets $76</font>, Hero calls $76.

Final Pot: $254

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
Hero has 5h 5s (one pair, fives).
MP has Jc Kc (high card, ace).
Outcome: Hero wins $254. </font>


FEEL IT

[Don Key E37]

Got my ass kicked at 1 2 today. -700 included a couple flushes to over flushes and some pretty rough beats. Said f this moving to 2 4. made 1300 in like 700 hands and now im up 7 something instead of down. So in conclusion ROSTUCKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Even had a stack up to 1900 on one table

favorite hand and least favorite hand

i had to [censored] get tricky here.

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $176.60
UTG+1: $507.60
Hero: $374
Button: $884.50
SB: $110.60
BB: $540.90

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
2 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $14</font>, Button calls, SB folds, <font color="#cc0000">BB raises to $61</font>, Hero calls $47 <font color="aaaaaa">(pot was $87)</font>, Button calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($185, 3 players)
BB checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $125</font>, Button calls, BB folds.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($435, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Hero is all-in $188</font>, Button calls.

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($811, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $811)


Results:
Final pot: $811
<font color="#ffffff">Button showed 3d 3h</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Kd Kh</font>


and my favorite hand here

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $2/$4
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $421
UTG+1: $526.60
Hero: $699.10
Button: $412
SB: $648.70
BB: $173.70

Pre-flop: (6 players) Hero is CO with K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG calls, UTG+1 folds, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises to $18</font>, 3 folds, UTG calls.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($42, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $30</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($102, 2 players)
UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Hero bets $77</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises to $195</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Hero raises all-in $651.1</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG calls all-in $178</font>.
Uncalled bets: $278.1 returned to Hero.

River: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($848, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $848)


Results:
Final pot: $848
<font color="#ffffff">UTG showed Tc Ts</font>
<font color="#ffffff">Hero showed Kh Qh</font>

[ofishstix]

obv he won qt v aa aipf two hands earlier...wcoops are queer

PokerStars Game #12210127734: Tournament #70000013, $500+$30 Hold'em Pot Limit - Level III (25/50) - 2007/09/22 - 18:03:33 (ET)
Table '70000013 74' 9-max Seat #8 is the button
Seat 1: cappla011 (4660 in chips)
Seat 2: Kenjh (2952 in chips)
Seat 3: mcst0002 (3901 in chips)
Seat 4: jay3400 (9248 in chips)
Seat 5: oskar (5825 in chips)
Seat 6: A1Glen (2131 in chips)
Seat 7: ImNotSoGood (8958 in chips)
Seat 8: Vorcirion (1715 in chips)
Seat 9: ofishstix (2920 in chips)
ofishstix: posts small blind 25
cappla011: posts big blind 50
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ofishstix [Qh Qc]
Kenjh: folds
mcst0002: folds
jay3400: folds
oskar: calls 50
A1Glen: calls 50
ImNotSoGood: folds
Vorcirion: folds
ofishstix: raises 200 to 250
cappla011: folds
oskar: calls 200
A1Glen: raises 800 to 1050
ofishstix: raises 1870 to 2920 and is all-in
oskar: folds
A1Glen: calls 1081 and is all-in
*** FLOP *** [Ac 5d 8h]
*** TURN *** [Ac 5d 8h] [Th]
*** RIVER *** [Ac 5d 8h Th] [Ts]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ofishstix: shows [Qh Qc] (two pair, Queens and Tens)
A1Glen: shows [Qs Ah] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
A1Glen collected 4562 from pot

[Shizzle12345]

why the fk does a 13/11 call my preflop 3bet with J8s, it was the first time i 3bet in like 40 hands for christ sake. he ofcourse check raises flop and hits his 2 outer..

these guys really do weird things sometimes.

[shpanko]

This hand just happened at my table...wow

Full Tilt Poker - Pot Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $2/$4 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $396.00
BB: $404.30
UTG: $479.30
Hero (MP): $525.40
CO: $398.00
BTN: $534.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
<font color="red">UTG raises to $14.00</font>, Hero folds, CO calls $14.00, BTN folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $60.00</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $46.00, <font color="red">CO raises to $244.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises all-in to $396.00</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $479.30</font>, CO calls all-in for $154.00
Uncalled bet of $81.30 returned to UTG

Flop: ($1196) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Turn: ($1196) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

River: ($1196) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 3 All-In)

Pot Size: $1,196.00 ($3 Rake)

CO had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Sixes full of Aces) and WON (+$198.50)
UTG had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Sixes full of Aces) and WON (+$198.50)
SB had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (a full house, Sixes full of Kings) and LOST (-$396.00)

[Pat Southern]

sustainable?

[bubaloo]

[x] my apologies to villain for going runner-runner straight. bad beat.

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
4 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $119.83
Button: $138.52
Bubaloo: $100.8
BB: $166.1

Pre-flop: (4 players) Bubaloo is SB with 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG calls, Button calls, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $6</font>, BB folds, UTG calls, Button folds.

Flop: T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($14, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $11</font>, UTG calls.

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($36, 2 players)
Bubaloo checks, UTG checks.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($36, 2 players)
<font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo bets $28</font>, <font color="#cc0000">UTG raises all-in $102.33</font>, Bubaloo calls.

Results:
Final pot: $199.6
<font color="#000000">UTG shows K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] </font>
<font color="#000000">Bubaloo shows 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] </font>


edit: i have at least 3 more amusing hands which i will post later, 1 is a 350bb pot and another is 275bbs, and the third is lol. (actually they are all lol)

[Womble]

Garrrrrrr, I come back from a 2 week break and drop 4 buyins at nl100 - good thing I moved down for the night [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

Thinking of moving away from party too. Its starting to annoy me [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img] shocking aye!?