SSNL [cheese] thread: OCT (nc)

[FGators]

I am drunk and dont know why I called that [censored] but i was so tilted and so frustrated ebcause every [censored] time I get rivered. good that once again keikiwai that [censored] has to put up every hand I lose and play bad when Im drunk instead of showing hands I play well

chomp on this [censored]
PokerStars Game #12482494469: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/10/07 - 01:05:01 (ET)
Table 'Tydeus' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: MuseBell10 ($198 in chips)
Seat 2: porkalicious ($199.80 in chips)
Seat 3: splifman ($198 in chips)
Seat 4: FGators26 ($205.30 in chips)
Seat 5: beruriers 43 ($161.55 in chips)
Seat 6: lGotRivered ($188.90 in chips)
splifman: posts small blind $1
FGators26: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [Qc 9c]
beruriers 43: folds
beruriers 43 is sitting out
lGotRivered: folds
MuseBell10: folds
porkalicious: raises $4 to $6
beruriers 43 leaves the table
splifman: calls $5
FGators26: calls $4
*** FLOP *** [Td Jc Kd]
splifman: checks
FGators26: bets $17
porkalicious: folds
splifman: calls $17
*** TURN *** [Td Jc Kd] [6s]
splifman: bets $32
FGators26: raises $150.30 to $182.30 and is all-in
splifman: calls $143 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [Td Jc Kd 6s] [Ad]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
splifman: shows [6d 5d] (a flush, Ace high)
FGators26: shows [Qc 9c] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
splifman said, "bye"
splifman collected $399 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
PokerStars Game #12482825340: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/10/07 - 01:32:41 (ET)
Table 'Itzigsohn II' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: porkalicious ($352.85 in chips)
Seat 3: Marshall28 ($201 in chips)
Seat 4: FGators26 ($241.15 in chips)
Seat 5: fightingnuns ($236.15 in chips)
Seat 6: triplejpro2 ($156.05 in chips)
triplejpro2: posts small blind $1
porkalicious: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [7c 7h]
Marshall28: folds
FGators26: raises $6 to $8
fightingnuns: folds
triplejpro2: raises $6 to $14
porkalicious: calls $12
FGators26: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [7s 8c 6d]
triplejpro2: bets $20
porkalicious: raises $40 to $60
FGators26: raises $167.15 to $227.15 and is all-in
triplejpro2: calls $122.05 and is all-in
porkalicious: calls $167.15
porkalicious said, "hold please"
*** TURN *** [7s 8c 6d] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [7s 8c 6d 6c] [2c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
porkalicious: shows [8s 8d] (a full house, Eights full of Sixes)
FGators26: shows [7c 7h] (a full house, Sevens full of Sixes)
porkalicious collected $170.20 from side pot
triplejpro2: mucks hand


PokerStars Game #12482796506: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/10/07 - 01:30:07 (ET)
Table 'Diana IV' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: causepayne ($73.70 in chips)
Seat 2: fightingnuns ($216.30 in chips)
Seat 3: tnvmmm ($501 in chips)
Seat 4: want2win ($199 in chips)
Seat 5: rEvo|uTioN ($248.10 in chips)
Seat 6: FGators26 ($372.15 in chips)
rEvo|uTioN: posts small blind $1
FGators26: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [Jc 9c]
causepayne: folds
fightingnuns: folds
tnvmmm: calls $2
want2win: raises $6 to $8
rEvo|uTioN: folds
FGators26: calls $6
tnvmmm: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [8c 6c 3s]
FGators26: checks
tnvmmm: checks
want2win: checks
*** TURN *** [8c 6c 3s] [4c]
FGators26: bets $20
tnvmmm: calls $20
want2win: folds
*** RIVER *** [8c 6c 3s 4c] [4d]
FGators26: checks
tnvmmm: bets $62
FGators26: calls $62
*** SHOW DOWN ***
tnvmmm: shows [7c 5c] (a straight flush, Four to Eight)
FGators26: shows [Jc 9c] (a flush, Jack high)
tnvmmm collected $186 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***


PokerStars Game #12483060462: Hold'em No Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/10/07 - 01:54:06 (ET)
Table 'Saskia IV' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: SteveKuntz ($307.70 in chips)
Seat 2: cityburke ($218.75 in chips)
Seat 3: flaneur ($174.05 in chips)
Seat 4: claudioAA ($43.30 in chips)
Seat 5: FGators26 ($177.55 in chips)
Seat 6: mocafull ($43 in chips)
claudioAA: posts small blind $1
FGators26: posts big blind $2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to FGators26 [4c 4d]
mocafull: folds
SteveKuntz: folds
cityburke: raises $6 to $8
flaneur: calls $8
claudioAA: folds
FGators26: calls $6
*** FLOP *** [8d Td 4h]
FGators26: bets $24
cityburke: folds
flaneur: raises $96 to $120
FGators26: raises $49.55 to $169.55 and is all-in
flaneur: calls $46.05 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [8d Td 4h] [Qd]
*** RIVER *** [8d Td 4h Qd] [7d]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
FGators26: shows [4c 4d] (a flush, Queen high)
flaneur: shows [Ad 3d] (a flush, Ace high)
flaneur collected $354.10 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***

[FGators]

[ QUOTE ]
soooooo frustrated

i have been at this table 400 hands going from 400-600-500-600-400 etc.

just trying to stack this fish... but obv someone else gets to him first... obv the fish is MP

Poker Stars, $2/$4 NL Hold'em Cash Game, 6 Players
LegoPoker Hand History Converter

CO: $751.80 (187.95 BB)
BTN: $603.05 (150.76 BB)
Hero (SB): $473.95 (118.49 BB)
BB: $258.35 (64.59 BB)
UTG: $742.95 (185.74 BB)
MP: $860.85 (215.21 BB)

Pre-Flop: 7 J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] dealt to Hero (SB)
UTG calls $4, MP calls $4, CO folds, <font color="red">BTN raises to $28</font>, 3 folds, MP calls $24

Flop: ($66) 4 K 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $48</font>, MP calls $48

Turn: ($162) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
MP checks, <font color="red">BTN bets $120</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $240</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $360</font>, <font color="red">MP raises to $480</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $527.05 and is All-In</font>, MP calls $47.05

River: ($1,216.10) 9 (2 Players - 1 is All-In)

Results: $1,216.10 Pot ($3 Rake)
BTN showed A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A (two pair, Aces and Fours) and WON $1,213.10 (+$610.05 NET)
MP showed K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pair, Kings and Fours) and LOST (-$603.05 NET)

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I was wondering...do you have a life or is your life hunting my hand histories down and posting them in this Cheese Thread each month?

Because if I had to define your life I think that would be it.

[FGators]

oh and i didnt even know who 3 bet me preflop in that hand I didnt remember because im drunk so congratulations when Im drunk I forget things

thats why im quitting now, a quick 5 buyins, 1 to bad play, 1 on I thought a decent bluff gone bad vs marshall and this [censored] above

[ofishstix]

i &lt;3 fgators
its along the lines of
EM2/g2cu&gt;fgators&gt;everyone else
to be honest, i just tried playing guitar hero and it didnt work too well. the truth though is that i think FG played every hand well. hes [censored] sweet

[FGators]

minus 2 hands tonight I played everything well I thought but thats whats brought to this Cheese Thread...

and the other hand was debatable and a bluff it wasn't a spewy drunken call

[tannenj]

fgators i'll pay you $20 to post a graph of your last 150,000 hands

[keikiwai]

[ QUOTE ]
oh and i didnt even know who 3 bet me preflop in that hand I didnt remember because im drunk so congratulations when Im drunk I forget things

thats why im quitting now, a quick 5 buyins, 1 to bad play, 1 on I thought a decent bluff gone bad vs marshall and this [censored] above

[/ QUOTE ]

fgators:

[ofishstix]

keik, youre so trying to be me. eveyrone hates fgators except me. hes lame, but whateves thats what i heart him. as an aside i have two questions for you which you dont hafta answer ifyou want dont want to. how old are you/are you asiain?
im drunk so ignore me if you want, but ive been wondering for a while. i thoug tyou were leik 20 till you said you broke off an 8 yeare relationship.

edit: /i super obv love keik with all my heart!q

[Don Key E37]

never ever, ever ever bragging again. was up 1700 today. lost it all to some of the worst suckouts I've ever imagined. like a set of jacks all in vs ak on a j high board turn q river 10 type stuff. over and over. up 230 on the day now and it feels like i just got hit with a shovel. tilted so hard and just couldn't get myself to stop playing cause the players were so so bad. but they kept hitting and sucking out over and over. wow. i need a break for a couple days i think. never brag instantly flipps ur boomswitch to doom. oh yeah and aj owned me in a couple spots to start it off, so yeah thanks aj [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[FGators]

I don't know how I can win if I constantly get sets all in vs flush draws and lose. I mean doesn't that affect your winrate?

People refuse to fold flush draws.

See that hand where I potted it with 444? If I outright push there I'm like 98% sure that guy calls...there is no possibly way to avoid that situation.

See, I said "avoid"...that's why I should quit poker.