**Official uNL Microbrew thread: May**

[prodonkey]

[ QUOTE ]
I got raped, and im half asleep so thats my poker day over.



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $30.40
BB: $49.25
UTG: $61.06
MP: $49.25
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $49.45</font>
BTN: $56.09

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, BTN calls $2.00, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($6.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.25</font>, BTN calls $5.25, BB folds

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($16.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $14.75</font>, BTN calls $14.75

<font color="black">River:</font> ($46.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $10.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $30.00</font>, Hero calls all-in for $17.45
Uncalled bet of $2.55 returned to BTN

God, 4:1 and im angry i call u [censored]!!!!

Pot Size: $101.15 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight Seven to Jack) and WON (+$48.70)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and LOST (-$49.45)




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $51.75
BB: $26.37
UTG: $71.88
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $49.25</font>
BTN: $153.19

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, SB calls $3.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($10.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8.50</font>, SB calls $8.50

<font color="black">River:</font> ($27.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $38.25</font>, Hero calls all-in for $35.75
Uncalled bet of $2.50 returned to SB

Pot Size: $99.00 ($2.50 Rake)

SB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON (+$47.25)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$49.25)

Uhhh, [censored].





Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (SB): $54.97</font>
BB: $141.44
UTG: $27.15
MP: $65.75
CO: $31.40
BTN: $49.00

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($2.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $2.25</font>, BB folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $4.50</font>, 2 folds, Hero calls $2.25

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($11.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $11.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $32.50</font>, UTG calls all-in for $11.15
Uncalled bet of $10.35 returned to Hero

[censored] it, your 90/40 im all in.

<font color="black">River:</font> ($55.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $55.80 ($3.25 Rake)

UTG had 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Fours and Twos) and WON (+$25.40)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$27.15)

Uh.



Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

<font color="black">Hero (SB): $91.08</font>
BB: $25.00
UTG: $51.55
MP: $52.35
CO: $52.90
BTN: $14.00

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.50</font>, BB folds, UTG calls $3.00, MP folds, BTN calls $3.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($11.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $8.00</font>, UTG calls $8.00, <font color="red">BTN raises all-in to $10.50</font>, Hero calls $2.50, UTG calls $2.50

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($43) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
<font color="red">Hero bets $28.25</font>, UTG folds
Uncalled bet of $28.25 returned to Hero

<font color="black">River:</font> ($43) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $43.00 ($2.65 Rake)

BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pairs, Sevens and Fives) and WON (+$26.35)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$14.00)




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $103.79
BB: $66.45
UTG: $54.90
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $68.72</font>

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4.25) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, BB calls $3.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($10.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.75</font>, BB calls $6.75

<font color="black">River:</font> ($23.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $23.00</font>, Hero folds

Pot Size: $46.75




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $27.20
BB: $49.00
UTG: $41.75
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $69.83</font>
BTN: $22.30

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, 2 folds, BB calls $1.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, BB calls $3.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($10.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $6.25</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $15.00</font>, Hero folds

Pot Size: $31.50




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $45.34
BB: $24.00
UTG: $66.80
CO: $48.96
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $49.90</font>

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, SB calls $3.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($10.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $15.00</font>, Hero folds

Pot Size: $30.50




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $44.95
BB: $75.55
UTG: $53.13
<font color="black">Hero (CO): $50.00</font>
BTN: $57.16

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, BTN calls $2.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.00, UTG folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($8.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($8.25) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($8.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $7.50</font>, Hero calls $7.50, BTN folds

Pot Size: $23.25 ($1.65 Rake)

BB had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Twos) and WON (+$11.60)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Kings and Twos) and LOST (-$10.00)




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $34.80
BB: $29.38
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $54.35</font>

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $3.00</font>, Hero calls $3.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($10.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $5.00</font>, Hero calls $5.00

<font color="black">River:</font> ($20.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets all-in for $24.80</font>, Hero folds

Pot Size: $45.30




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $72.86
BB: $79.00
UTG: $22.15
<font color="black">Hero (BTN): $76.50</font>

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($4.25) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, BB calls $3.00

<font color="black">Turn:</font> ($10.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

<font color="black">River:</font> ($10.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $4.00</font>, Hero calls $4.00

Pot Size: $18.25 ($1.40 Rake)

BB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Jacks and Fours) and WON (+$7.85)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$9.00)




Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $75.05
BB: $25.35
UTG: $38.03
<font color="black">Hero (MP): $51.20</font>
CO: $35.10
BTN: $56.10

<font color="black">Reads: </font><font color="blue">HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. </font>

<font color="black">Preflop:</font> Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.50</font>, CO calls $2.50, 3 folds, UTG calls $2.00

<font color="black">Flop:</font> ($8.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.25</font>, CO folds, <font color="red">UTG raises to $10.50</font>, Hero folds

Pot Size: $24.00

[/ QUOTE ]

Seriously.. do you need to post 10 hands.. christ

[PJo336]

[ QUOTE ]
PJ, I noticed in another thread you said you are lag. what stats do you run? (if you don't mind me asking)

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Haha I more or less mean loose, idk bout the aggressive part, because I posted earlier that my AF seems lower than anyone and everyone. I just base it off PT which batched me as Semi loose aggressive/ aggressive.

Ive been running from 22-25 VP$P and 9 pf raise. AF is at 2.55 overall. Is that bad? Thats without preflop counted in. I go to showdown about 23%

[PJo336]

Hey prodonkey did you really have to quote it if it annoys you so much?

[losingdonkey]

I LOVE TO BREAKEVEN FOR 2K HANDS &lt;3

[Keys Myaths]

PD, are you PMSing or something? Seems like an awfully trivial thing to keep getting pissed about.

[prodonkey]

[ QUOTE ]
Hey prodonkey did you really have to quote it if it annoys you so much?

[/ QUOTE ]

Yes I did.. that's the reason I quoted it, maybe it will annoy all the other tools that do that.

[bozzer]

[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
PJ, I noticed in another thread you said you are lag. what stats do you run? (if you don't mind me asking)

[/ QUOTE ]

Haha I more or less mean loose, idk bout the aggressive part, because I posted earlier that my AF seems lower than anyone and everyone. I just base it off PT which batched me as Semi loose aggressive/ aggressive.

Ive been running from 22-25 VP$P and 9 pf raise. AF is at 2.55 overall. Is that bad? Thats without preflop counted in. I go to showdown about 23%

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lol @ 25 being loose. IMO that's what everyone should be running (22-25), but yr PFR is horribly low. But hey if it works for you....

I think your PT auto rate is using FR rules.

[dawade]

Things were going great today...

then I started playing poker. Stacked off on back to back hands, SON OF A BITCH!

[PJo336]

Yeh idk what the hell I am, but im winning so im prefectly happy so far. Is my PFR really low? and what about my AF

[prodonkey]

Yes it's my time of the month.. I played 3 hrs with a 80/4 guy earlier.. i won 1 showdown vs him.. I doubled him up about 9 times. I want to break his face.