SSNL [cheese] thread: SEPT #2

[bubaloo]

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Yeah, calling that flop OOP is bad.

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Not if you play good

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yeah you pussies need sets to win, i dont


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i hear that...

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $114.74
UTG+1: $46.64
CO: $172.38
Button: $65.44
SB: $103.6
Bubaloo: $128.45

Pre-flop: (6 players) Bubaloo is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $5</font>, UTG calls, Button calls, SB folds.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($16, 3 players)
Bubaloo checks, UTG checks, Button checks.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($16, 3 players)
Bubaloo checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $20</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $70</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $39.44</font>.
Uncalled bets: $10.56 returned to Bubaloo.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($133.88, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $133.88)


Results:
Final pot: $133.88
<font color="#000000">Button shows 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] </font>
<font color="#000000">Bubaloo shows 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] </font>

agro-donk trying to steal, oh no you dont! when he called i was sure i was beat. lol

[Shizzle12345]

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Yeah, calling that flop OOP is bad.

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Not if you play good

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yeah you pussies need sets to win, i dont


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i hear that...

Pacific Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $0.5/$1
6 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $114.74
UTG+1: $46.64
CO: $172.38
Button: $65.44
SB: $103.6
Bubaloo: $128.45

Pre-flop: (6 players) Bubaloo is BB with 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]
UTG calls, 2 folds, Button calls, SB calls, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $5</font>, UTG calls, Button calls, SB folds.

Flop: 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($16, 3 players)
Bubaloo checks, UTG checks, Button checks.

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($16, 3 players)
Bubaloo checks, UTG checks, <font color="#cc0000">Button bets $20</font>, <font color="#cc0000">Bubaloo raises to $70</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#cc0000">Button calls all-in $39.44</font>.
Uncalled bets: $10.56 returned to Bubaloo.

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($133.88, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $133.88)


Results:
Final pot: $133.88
<font color="#000000">Button shows 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] </font>
<font color="#000000">Bubaloo shows 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] </font>

agro-donk trying to steal, oh no you dont! when he called i was sure i was beat. lol

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Argh... now i have to find a HH where my 5's beat his 4's allin. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

BTW im destroying the games right now, apparantly my lag style does work at 200NL. W$@SD is 54% with a went to SD of 26% lol. brag dickwaving graph soon.

[nuggetz87]

shpanko that seems standard if he knows you're gonna play back at him a lot on a board that coordinated, and he has air.

[Shizzle12345]

ok here it is, i caught this guy so many times with air lol

Texas Hold'em $2-$4 NL (real money), hand #P4-50289728-229
Table Placerville, 21 Sep 2007 7:35 PM ET

Seat 1: olharald ($230.25 in chips)
Seat 2: hellevi15 ($408.30 in chips)
Seat 3: Shizzle1235 [ K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ,A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ] ($199.00 in chips)
Seat 4: Jeanssss89 ($217.05 in chips)
Seat 9: hiszpanka1 ($78.90 in chips)
ANTES/BLINDS
Jeanssss89 posts blind ($1), hiszpanka1 posts blind ($2).

PRE-FLOP
olharald calls $2, hellevi15 folds, Shizzle1235 bets $9, Jeanssss89 folds, hiszpanka1 calls $7, olharald folds.

FLOP [board cards 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ,10[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ,6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ]
hiszpanka1 bets $7, Shizzle1235 bets $50, hiszpanka1 calls $43.

TURN [board cards 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ,10[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ,6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ,7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ]
hiszpanka1 checks, Shizzle1235 bets $20, hiszpanka1 calls $19.90 and is all-in.

RIVER [board cards 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ,10[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ,6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ,7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ,10[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ]

SHOWDOWN
Shizzle1235 shows [ K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ,A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ]
hiszpanka1 mucks cards
Shizzle1235 wins $157.90.

SUMMARY
Dealer: Shizzle1235
Pot: $160.90, (including rake: $3)
olharald loses $2
hellevi15 loses $0
Shizzle1235 bets $79, collects $157.90, net $78.90
Jeanssss89 loses $1
hiszpanka1 loses $78.90

[keikiwai]

could everyone plz put their dicks away, i'm getting nauseous

[pdoran10]

i really shouldnt have woken up to play the vip donkaments on stars. i shoulda just told my roomate to play and we could chop.

[shpanko]

lol I'm up $300 on the day but my BB/100 is negative.

[keikiwai]

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i really shouldnt have woken up to play the vip donkaments on stars. i shoulda just told my roomate to play and we could chop.

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I THOUGHT YOU SAID TOP TOP

[Ratamahatta]

Hey guys, what do you think about my SB stats? I am 28/19, raise first in: 13 and went to SD%: 23%. It's all from 100nl 5 max games. Am I to lose/tight/passive/aggressive? Thanks!

[traz]

pretty sick hand here

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.50/$1 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $103.98
BB: $59.27
UTG: $65.89
Hero (MP): $118.63
CO: $76.18
BTN: $95.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $4.00</font>, CO calls $4.00, BTN calls $4.00, SB calls $3.50, BB folds

Flop: ($17) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $12.00</font>, CO folds, BTN calls $12.00, SB folds

Turn: ($41) T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $20.50</font>, BTN calls $20.50

River: ($82) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $69.00</font>, BTN calls all-in for $59.40
Uncalled bet of $9.60 returned to Hero

Pot Size: $200.80 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Eights) and LOST (-$95.90)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (four of a kind, Nines) and WON (+$101.90)