Official September Thread: General Discussion, whining .. etc

[futuredoc85]

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JESUS [censored] CHRIST CAN I NOT RUN GOOD FOR ONE [censored] DASY IN MY [censored] LIFE [censored] THIS GAME

JESUS [censored]

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but that guy handed you a benjamin playing the board earlier


Dealt to futuredoc85 [Td 5h]
Duffs#1fan: folds
mwade0708: folds
popayee: calls $6
ipokeder: calls $3
futuredoc85: checks
*** FLOP *** [2c 5c As]
ipokeder: bets $12
futuredoc85: folds
popayee: calls $12
*** TURN *** [2c 5c As] [Ac]
ipokeder: bets $30
popayee: calls $30
*** RIVER *** [2c 5c As Ac] [5s]
ipokeder: bets $102
popayee: calls $102
*** SHOW DOWN ***
ipokeder: shows [8h Ad] (a full house, Aces full of Fives)
popayee: mucks hand
ipokeder collected $304 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $306 | Rake $2
Board [2c 5c As Ac 5s]
Seat 1: Duffs#1fan folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: mwade0708 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: popayee (button) mucked [3c 3s]

[ipokeder]

yesssssssssssssssssssssssssss $150 with the nut full house that's all i needed to know that god still loves me thanks

[futuredoc85]

yw, glad i could help

[Jay Riall]

He wasn't playing the board - 3 high beats pocket 1s!

[futuredoc85]

would have been hilarious if ipoke had 22

[soah]

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He wasn't playing the board - 3 high beats pocket 2s!

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[ImsaKidd]

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He wasn't playing the board - 3 high beats pocket 2s!

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Board misread or level?

re: boredom

I was kinda bored after 2-3 months of playing "professionally" this summer. Being a full time pro would suck but being a mindless office grinder would eat my soul.

[ipokeder]

dear zio_slim

[censored] you and your 88ptbb/100 over 540 hands WTF

[ipokeder]

POKERSTARS GAME #11984809514: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/10 - 18:21:34 (ET)
Table 'Genua II' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($703 in chips)
Seat 3: BrunoCarrico ($1650.20 in chips)
Seat 4: zio_slim ($2849.15 in chips)
zio_slim: posts small blind $3
ipokeder: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Th Td]
BrunoCarrico: raises $15 to $21
zio_slim: calls $18
ipokeder: raises $69 to $90
BrunoCarrico: folds
zio_slim: calls $69
*** FLOP *** [6s 3s Ts]
zio_slim: checks
ipokeder: bets $132
zio_slim: raises $2627.15 to $2759.15 and is all-in
ipokeder: calls $481 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [6s 3s Ts] [2s]
*** RIVER *** [6s 3s Ts 2s] [7s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zio_slim: shows [As 8s] (a flush, Ace high)
ipokeder: mucks hand
zio_slim collected $1426 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1427 | Rake $1
Board [6s 3s Ts 2s 7s]
Seat 1: ipokeder (big blind) mucked [Th Td]
Seat 3: BrunoCarrico (button) folded before Flop
Seat 4: zio_slim (small blind) showed [As 8s] and won ($1426) with a flush, Ace high

POKERSTARS GAME #11984255692: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/10 - 17:50:33 (ET)
Table 'Genua II' 6-max Seat #1 is the button
Seat 1: ipokeder ($600 in chips)
Seat 2: Kapiti ($114 in chips)
Seat 3: BrunoCarrico ($1290.40 in chips)
Seat 4: zio_slim ($1905.35 in chips)
Seat 5: bond2 ($394.60 in chips)
Seat 6: kingsofcards ($591 in chips)
Kapiti: posts small blind $3
BrunoCarrico: posts big blind $6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [Kh Kc]
zio_slim: raises $18 to $24
bond2: folds
kingsofcards: folds
ipokeder: raises $48 to $72
Kapiti: folds
BrunoCarrico: folds
zio_slim: raises $132 to $204
ipokeder: raises $396 to $600 and is all-in
zio_slim: calls $396
*** FLOP *** [Jh 3s 5s]
*** TURN *** [Jh 3s 5s] [3d]
*** RIVER *** [Jh 3s 5s 3d] [5h]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zio_slim: shows [Ah Ad] (two pair, Aces and Fives)
ipokeder: mucks hand
zio_slim collected $1206 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $1209 | Rake $3
Board [Jh 3s 5s 3d 5h]
Seat 1: ipokeder (button) mucked [Kh Kc]
Seat 2: Kapiti (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 3: BrunoCarrico (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: zio_slim showed [Ah Ad] and won ($1206) with two pair, Aces and Fives
Seat 5: bond2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: kingsofcards folded before Flop (didn't bet)

POKERSTARS GAME #11985008783: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($3/$6) - 2007/09/10 - 18:32:59 (ET)
Table 'Ilmari II' 6-max Seat #2 is the button
Seat 1: yankee35 ($165.60 in chips)
Seat 2: 12arthur ($1025.30 in chips)
Seat 3: zio_slim ($2723.30 in chips)
Seat 4: terrysu83 ($578.10 in chips)
Seat 6: ipokeder ($1450.45 in chips)
zio_slim: posts small blind $3
terrysu83: posts big blind $6
Kdownunder: sits out
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to ipokeder [7c 6c]
ipokeder: raises $18 to $24
yankee35: folds
12arthur: folds
zio_slim: calls $21
terrysu83: folds
*** FLOP *** [2h Ts Qc]
zio_slim: bets $36
ipokeder: raises $96 to $132
zio_slim: calls $96
*** TURN *** [2h Ts Qc] [Jc]
zio_slim: checks
ipokeder: bets $246
zio_slim: calls $246
*** RIVER *** [2h Ts Qc Jc] [Ks]
zio_slim: checks
ipokeder: checks
*** SHOW DOWN ***
zio_slim: shows [9c Kc] (a straight, Nine to King)
ipokeder: mucks hand
zio_slim collected $808 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $810 | Rake $2
Board [2h Ts Qc Jc Ks]
Seat 1: yankee35 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: 12arthur (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: zio_slim (small blind) showed [9c Kc] and won ($808) with a straight, Nine to King
Seat 4: terrysu83 (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 6: ipokeder mucked [7c 6c]
(lol @ flop call + turn card...)

seriously [censored] this game

[Jeffmet3]

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seriously [censored] this game

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