OT: [censored] thread, August, READ RULES IN TOP POST

[Josem]

1) beatme claims not to be a bot
2) mrgatorade told ftp that beatme was a bot
3) ftp investigates; decides beatme is a bot
4) beatme disputes this
5) beatme offers to play mrgatorade heads up live
6) ftp doesnt' explain how beatme can prove he is a bot
7) ftp provides records/evidence to gildwulf
8) gildwulf is convinced that beatme is/was a bot
9) no evidence is presented to beatme
10) many peolpe argue over whether ftp should provide evidence and so on

[jgunnip]

lol 3 streetcapaments

PokerStars Game #11390356414: 7 Card Stud Limit ($1/$2) - 2007/08/09 - 04:26:11 (ET)
Table 'Thusnelda' 8-max
Seat 1: delatao ($45.90 in chips)
Seat 2: jgunnip ($57.75 in chips)
Seat 4: Mercadian ($88 in chips)
Seat 5: windowC ($76.70 in chips)
Seat 6: RobbieKS ($41.10 in chips)
Seat 7: mjjmimi ($20 in chips)
Seat 8: ScriptHealer ($33.80 in chips)
delatao: posts the ante $0.10
jgunnip: posts the ante $0.10
Mercadian: posts the ante $0.10
windowC: posts the ante $0.10
RobbieKS: posts the ante $0.10
mjjmimi: posts the ante $0.10
ScriptHealer: posts the ante $0.10
*** 3rd STREET ***
Dealt to delatao [6s]
Dealt to jgunnip [Jc Th Ts]
Dealt to Mercadian [Kc]
Dealt to windowC [7h]
Dealt to RobbieKS [Jh]
Dealt to mjjmimi [8c]
Dealt to ScriptHealer [Qd]
delatao: bets $1
jgunnip: calls $1
Mercadian: folds
windowC: calls $1
RobbieKS: folds
mjjmimi: folds
ScriptHealer: folds
*** 4th STREET ***
Dealt to delatao [6s] [5s]
Dealt to jgunnip [Jc Th Ts] [7d]
Dealt to windowC [7h] [3h]
jgunnip: checks
windowC: checks
delatao: bets $1
jgunnip: raises $1 to $2
windowC: folds
delatao: calls $1
*** 5th STREET ***
Dealt to delatao [6s 5s] [4d]
Dealt to jgunnip [Jc Th Ts 7d] [Td]
jgunnip: bets $2
delatao: raises $2 to $4
jgunnip: raises $2 to $6
delatao: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
jgunnip: calls $2
*** 6th STREET ***
Dealt to delatao [6s 5s 4d] [Ac]
Dealt to jgunnip [Jc Th Ts 7d Td] [Tc]
jgunnip: bets $2
delatao: raises $2 to $4
jgunnip: raises $2 to $6
delatao: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
jgunnip: calls $2
*** RIVER ***
Dealt to jgunnip [Jc Th Ts 7d Td Tc] [Js]
jgunnip: bets $2
delatao: raises $2 to $4
jgunnip: raises $2 to $6
delatao: raises $2 to $8
Betting is capped
jgunnip: calls $2
*** SHOW DOWN ***
delatao: shows [4h 6d 6s 5s 4d Ac 3s] (two pair, Sixes and Fours)
jgunnip: shows [Jc Th Ts 7d Td Tc Js] (four of a kind, Tens)
jgunnip collected $54.70 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $55.70 | Rake $1
Seat 1: delatao showed [4h 6d 6s 5s 4d Ac 3s] and lost with two pair, Sixes and Fours
Seat 2: jgunnip showed [Jc Th Ts 7d Td Tc Js] and won ($54.70) with four of a kind, Tens
Seat 4: Mercadian folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 5: windowC folded on the 4th Street
Seat 6: RobbieKS folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 7: mjjmimi folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)
Seat 8: ScriptHealer folded on the 3rd Street (didn't bet)

[futuredoc85]

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $442.55
BB: $200.00
UTG: $352.35
MP: $203.60
Hero (CO): $310.25
BTN: $211.85

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $2.00, MP folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $7.00, BB folds, UTG calls $6.00

Flop: ($26) T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">UTG bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $16.00</font>, SB folds, UTG calls $12.00

Turn: ($58) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $36.00</font>, UTG calls $36.00

River: ($130) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">UTG bets $42.00</font>, Hero calls $42.00

Pot Size: $214.00 ($3 Rake)

UTG had 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$109.00)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] and LOST (-$102.00)


haychacha

[Velocity]

[ ] Shoves gutshot straight draw
[x] Futuredoc [censored] thread post

DOES NOT COMPUTE

thats pretty gross though

[RexWoo]

Doc : I don't play cash but isn't your raise on the flop ridic small, giving him almost 4:1 on his money ?

[futuredoc85]

[ QUOTE ]
Doc : I don't play cash but isn't your raise on the flop ridic small, giving him almost 4:1 on his money ?

[/ QUOTE ]

he is getting close to that, although rake made the pot a little less than $26 on the flop. but i also have played plenty w/ him (78/24!) and know that he is a chronic slowplayer postflop so something reasonable for him is like



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164,340 games 0.005 secs 32,868,000 games/sec

Board: Tc 9s Kh
Dead:

equity win tie pots won pots tied
Hand 0: 86.117% 83.97% 02.15% 137992 3532.00 { KdTh }
Hand 1: 13.883% 11.73% 02.15% 19284 3532.00 { 99-22, K2s+, T2s+, 92s+, 87s, K8o+, T7o+, 97o+ }


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[ManChild]

this says 2 days, but its actually done over a 12ish hour period

[futuredoc85]

manchild, nice dude. i know this hand isnt that post-worthy but his river check and chat reminded me of that Tilley vs Antonius hand.

Poker Stars - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $1/$2 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $311.10
BB: $346.00
UTG: $232.60
Hero (CO): $200.00
BTN: $201.55

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, BTN calls $8.00, SB calls $7.00, BB calls $6.00

Flop: ($32) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $22.00</font>, BTN calls $22.00, 2 folds

Turn: ($76) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $48.00</font>, BTN calls $48.00

River: ($172) A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, BTN checks

Pot Size: $172.00 ($2 Rake)

BTN had 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a full house, Aces full of Nines) and WON (+$92.00)
Hero had 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a full house, Nines full of Aces) and LOST (-$78.00)

BTN: I put you 4 nines when you bet the turn.

[ManChild]

lol at that hand, those always make me laugh

[JuntMonkey]

Argh. I briefly ran into my ex-prospect the nurse on the train. When I got home she actually IM'ed me out of the blue, and started talking about really cool and silly stuff that I like to talk about (some kind of jokes about EPCOT Center as well as old Nickelodeon shows). Pretty clear I'll be able to get her now.

Of course that was a dream which I woke up from 45 minutes ago. I'm kinda sad again now. I wish the dream was about my fictional nerdy girl again so at least right now I'd be sad about a fake girl rather than a dream version of a real girl.