**Official uNL Microbrew thread: May** - Page 100

Gelford · #**991** 05-13-2007, 12:49 PM

Is that why you are no longer the uNL donkament pwn3r ??

PJo336 · #**992** 05-13-2007, 12:51 PM

Its hard to see its Thac without the girl in the pink

Lordy · #**993** 05-13-2007, 01:10 PM

This month is going pretty well. I'm taking my next shot at NL100 next week I think.

(15K hands at NL25, 20K hands at NL50)

NL Newbie · #**994** 05-13-2007, 01:12 PM

I got raped, and im half asleep so thats my poker day over.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $30.40
BB: $49.25
UTG: $61.06
MP: $49.25
Hero (CO): $49.45
BTN: $56.09

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (6 Players)
2 folds, Hero raises to $2.00, BTN calls $2.00, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($6.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $5.25, BTN calls $5.25, BB folds

Turn: ($16.75) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $14.75, BTN calls $14.75

River: ($46.25) T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero bets $10.00, BTN raises to $30.00, Hero calls all-in for $17.45
Uncalled bet of $2.55 returned to BTN

God, 4:1 and im angry i call u [censored]!!!!

Pot Size: $101.15 ($3 Rake)

BTN had 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a straight Seven to Jack) and WON (+$48.70)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Jacks) and LOST (-$49.45)

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $51.75
BB: $26.37
UTG: $71.88
Hero (CO): $49.25
BTN: $153.19

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2.00, BTN folds, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

Flop: ($4.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.00, SB calls $3.00

Turn: ($10.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $8.50, SB calls $8.50

River: ($27.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB bets all-in for $38.25, Hero calls all-in for $35.75
Uncalled bet of $2.50 returned to SB

Pot Size: $99.00 ($2.50 Rake)

SB had 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, Jack high) and WON (+$47.25)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and LOST (-$49.25)

Uhhh, [censored].

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $54.97
BB: $141.44
UTG: $27.15
MP: $65.75
CO: $31.40
BTN: $49.00

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, Hero calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (5 Players)
Hero bets $2.25, BB folds, UTG raises to $4.50, 2 folds, Hero calls $2.25

Turn: ($11.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, UTG bets $11.00, Hero raises to $32.50, UTG calls all-in for $11.15
Uncalled bet of $10.35 returned to Hero

[censored] it, your 90/40 im all in.

River: ($55.80) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $55.80 ($3.25 Rake)

UTG had 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Fours and Twos) and WON (+$25.40)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$27.15)

Uh.

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

Hero (SB): $91.08
BB: $25.00
UTG: $51.55
MP: $52.35
CO: $52.90
BTN: $14.00

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, MP calls $0.50, CO folds, BTN calls $0.50, Hero raises to $3.50, BB folds, UTG calls $3.00, MP folds, BTN calls $3.00

Flop: ($11.50) 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero bets $8.00, UTG calls $8.00, BTN raises all-in to $10.50, Hero calls $2.50, UTG calls $2.50

Turn: ($43) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (3 Players - 1 All-In)
Hero bets $28.25, UTG folds
Uncalled bet of $28.25 returned to Hero

River: ($43) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $43.00 ($2.65 Rake)

BTN had 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pairs, Sevens and Fives) and WON (+$26.35)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Jacks) and LOST (-$14.00)

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $103.79
BB: $66.45
UTG: $54.90
Hero (BTN): $68.72

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2.00, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.00, BB calls $3.00

Turn: ($10.25) 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6.75, BB calls $6.75

River: ($23.75) 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $23.00, Hero folds

Pot Size: $46.75

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $27.20
BB: $49.00
UTG: $41.75
Hero (CO): $69.83
BTN: $22.30

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2.00, 2 folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.00, BB calls $3.00

Turn: ($10.25) 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $6.25, BB raises to $15.00, Hero folds

Pot Size: $31.50

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $45.34
BB: $24.00
UTG: $66.80
CO: $48.96
Hero (BTN): $49.90

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (5 Players)
2 folds, Hero raises to $2.00, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

Flop: ($4.50) K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $3.00, SB calls $3.00

Turn: ($10.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, Hero bets $5.00, SB raises to $15.00, Hero folds

Pot Size: $30.50

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 5 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $44.95
BB: $75.55
UTG: $53.13
Hero (CO): $50.00
BTN: $57.16

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (5 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, BTN calls $2.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.00, UTG folds

Flop: ($8.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

Turn: ($8.25) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks, BTN checks

River: ($8.25) K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
BB bets $7.50, Hero calls $7.50, BTN folds

Pot Size: $23.25 ($1.65 Rake)

BB had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a full house, Jacks full of Twos) and WON (+$11.60)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (two pairs, Kings and Twos) and LOST (-$10.00)

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 3 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $34.80
BB: $29.38
Hero (BTN): $54.35

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
Hero raises to $2.00, SB calls $1.75, BB folds

Flop: ($4.50) 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB bets $3.00, Hero calls $3.00

Turn: ($10.50) 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB bets $5.00, Hero calls $5.00

River: ($20.50) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB bets all-in for $24.80, Hero folds

Pot Size: $45.30

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 4 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $72.86
BB: $79.00
UTG: $22.15
Hero (BTN): $76.50

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
UTG folds, Hero raises to $2.00, SB folds, BB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4.25) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $3.00, BB calls $3.00

Turn: ($10.25) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero checks

River: ($10.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB bets $4.00, Hero calls $4.00

Pot Size: $18.25 ($1.40 Rake)

BB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (two pairs, Jacks and Fours) and WON (+$7.85)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a pair of Fours) and LOST (-$9.00)

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $75.05
BB: $25.35
UTG: $38.03
Hero (MP): $51.20
CO: $35.10
BTN: $56.10

Reads: HERO HATES POKER.
EVERYONE SUCKS. 

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, Hero raises to $2.50, CO calls $2.50, 3 folds, UTG calls $2.00

Flop: ($8.25) 3[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, Hero bets $5.25, CO folds, UTG raises to $10.50, Hero folds

Pot Size: $24.00

Abramovic · #**995** 05-13-2007, 01:17 PM

[censored] you party poker.

I play 50NL to get used to software before 100NL, and I go on 10BI downswing? This cant be right.

NL Newbie · #**996** 05-13-2007, 01:19 PM

Haha, today abraM?

I saw you at NL$50, wondered wtf u was there for. Was sure you played NL$200 when i did, guess not.

NL$50 is gay, i just want to get to NL$200 - This grinding [censored] is Gay!

Abramovic · #**997** 05-13-2007, 01:28 PM

What user you on Newbie?

I was playing 100NL/200NL, but took quite a long time out.

Abramovic · #**998** 05-13-2007, 01:29 PM

Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $48.42
BB: $45.00
UTG: $49.50
MP: $101.31
CO: $48.25
Hero (BTN): $49.25

Reads: Villain is standard party retard who would rather kill himself than be outplayed

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.00, UTG folds

Flop: ($5.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.00, BB raises to $12.00, Hero calls $8.00

Turn: ($29.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $22.00, BB raises all-in to $30.50, Hero calls $8.50

River: ($90.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $90.75 ($3 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight Ace to Five) and WON (+$42.75)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and LOST (-$45.00)

He put me on KQ obv

Lordy · #**999** 05-13-2007, 01:43 PM

[ QUOTE ]
Party Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 6 Players - (LegoPoker HH Converter)

SB: $48.42
BB: $45.00
UTG: $49.50
MP: $101.31
CO: $48.25
Hero (BTN): $49.25

Reads: Villain is standard party retard who would rather kill himself than be outplayed

Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (6 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, 2 folds, Hero raises to $2.50, SB folds, BB calls $2.00, UTG folds

Flop: ($5.75) 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $4.00, BB raises to $12.00, Hero calls $8.00

Turn: ($29.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players)
BB checks, Hero bets $22.00, BB raises all-in to $30.50, Hero calls $8.50

River: ($90.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $90.75 ($3 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a straight Ace to Five) and WON (+$42.75)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and LOST (-$45.00)

He put me on KQ obv

[/ QUOTE ]

No limit Hold'em rewards bold and agressive play.

EMc · #**1000** 05-13-2007, 01:47 PM

Variance: Just played my mom HU
Beat: Lost
Beat: She claims it was her mad skillz, by which she means her mad turning skills

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