incredibly unfortunate situation for me but funny if you read it

[adsman]

Dude,

I'm still waiting on the poem .....

[traz]

this thread is hillarious, it delivers imo

[XXXNoahXXX]

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Dude I am so tired of your demeaning posts that are not even clever or funny. You might do yourself a favor to uninstall windows. In order to even be considered for this job you have to have a certain wpm, and a certain rate of alpha numeric data entry. If I did not have a job offer, then I would not be going to the interview. This is the kind of job where you dont even get an interview unless they are offering you the job.

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So if they are offering you the job then what is the point of the interview?

also, "to be considered for" does not mean "offered".

[Georgia Avenue]

I really want to believe this is real...except how badly this reflects on the poets of the world.

Also

[traz]

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Dude I am so tired of your demeaning posts that are not even clever or funny. You might do yourself a favor to uninstall windows. In order to even be considered for this job you have to have a certain wpm, and a certain rate of alpha numeric data entry. If I did not have a job offer, then I would not be going to the interview. This is the kind of job where you dont even get an interview unless they are offering you the job.

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So if they are offering you the job then what is the point of the interview?

also, "to be considered for" does not mean "offered".

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OP is a shoe-in for any job he interviews for. He has natural charm and charisma

[otnemem]

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OP, if you don't live in Orlando, have sun-bleached hair and wear polo shirts that extend past your knees, you should consider hanging up the jorts.

Also, if you were offered a mindless data-entry job that pays TWICE as much as this job, why the [censored] would you take this one?

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Cause a different temp agency offered me it the day before and i havent gone to the interview yet cause the temp agency that offered me it is sending my resume, wpm, test results, etc. and i wanted to mooch the money from the training from this job cause training is usually insanely easy and free money

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Do you live in Orlando?

[Yobz]

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No 21 year old says "water off a duck's back"

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21 year old poets do.

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WE ARE BEING LEVELED! Crap.

[TheBigPicture]

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Dude,

I'm still waiting on the poem .....

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I spit that real [censored] like immortal technique
But I aint here to talk about bush or the shieks
Your +aces+ are your best in your deck of friends
but the +kings+ are the ones who will get you endz
The +queens+ are the ones you take back to your castle
when you're the +jack of clubs+ it ain't no hassle
Everybody wants that +dime+ piece, that perfect 10
Cause once you get it, you +straight+ till the end
I got a liquid flow like a super soaker
But to me life is one big game of poker
get money stack chips, take em from jokers
then turn around and hawk stocks to brokers
Im having a revelation, as I write this
It will be your salvation, it goes just like this
When the fight time comes, aces don't run, they'd rather live life and die by the gun
heres the punch line, mo'[censored] its crunch time, everybody tryna get they +cake+ in god's lunch line

[adsman]

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Dude,

I'm still waiting on the poem .....

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I spit that real [censored] like immortal technique
But I aint here to talk about bush or the shieks
Your +aces+ are your best in your deck of friends
but the +kings+ are the ones who will get you endz
The +queens+ are the ones you take back to your castle
when you're the +jack of clubs+ it ain't no hassle
Everybody wants that +dime+ piece, that perfect 10
Cause once you get it, you +straight+ till the end
I got a liquid flow like a super soaker
But to me life is one big game of poker
get money stack chips, take em from jokers
then turn around and hawk stocks to brokers
Im having a revelation, as I write this
It will be your salvation, it goes just like this
When the fight time comes, aces don't run, they'd rather live life and die by the gun
heres the punch line, mo'[censored] its crunch time, everybody tryna get they +cake+ in god's lunch line

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That's better than anything I could have possibly imagined.

[TheBigPicture]

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this thread is hillarious, it delivers imo

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that was the only reason why I posted it I figured people would enjoy it even if its at my expense