OK wtf girls dont poop

[divides_by_zero]

I'm also fat.

[PJo336]

who isnt, really

[tedfurlong]

That was pretty much a given.

[divides_by_zero]

My only regret is that I suck at eating disorders. And that I never went to prom.

[tedfurlong]

Maybe you'll get cancer!

[PhilBeans]

[x] DBZ is hot.
[ ] DBZ pukes after eating.
[ ] DBZ has posted pics from different angles.
[ ] Philbeans has anything interesting to contribute.

[Das Budrick]

the other day my roommates invited over a couple of attractive women to play beer pong, and for some reason in the middle of a game they completely stopped and had the most candid conversation about poop imaginable. it was very weird to hear hot chicks talk so amicably about feces.

dbz has the clogger made things awkward among your suitemates or are they equally amused as you?

[divides_by_zero]

Actually, here's the plan:

I don't have the will power for anorexia.
I hate throwing up so bulimia is out.

HOWEVER - I'm ok with throwing up if I'm really drunk because it makes me feel better. So what I have to do is just drink until I puke.

The problem is, of course, the really high tolerance. But, if I'm drinking that much anyway that means I'm probably not eating and it's a win-win.

Besides, if I want to be a movie star I have to have an addiction of some sort.

[Conspire]

You should just smoke weed and eat celery dbz.

[PJo336]

you never went to prom?? i went to 2