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[BrassMonkey]

Gotta be kidding me...

PokerStars 3/6 Hold'em (6 handed) internettexasholdem.com

Preflop: Hero is Button with K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
<font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, MP calls, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls, MP calls.

Flop: (8 SB) J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises</font>, SB calls, BB calls, MP calls.

Turn: (8 BB) J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
SB checks, BB checks, MP checks, <font color="#CC3333">Hero bets</font>, SB folds, BB calls, MP calls.

River: (11 BB) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players)</font>
BB checks, <font color="#CC3333">MP bets</font>, Hero calls, BB folds.

Final Pot: 13 BB

Results in white below: <font color="#FFFFFF">
MP has 5c 9c (flush, king high).
Hero has Kd Ac (two pair, aces and kings).
Outcome: MP wins 13 BB. </font>

[HoneyBadger]

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Gotta be kidding me...


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God, that's so standard...

[Absolution]

Thank him for saving you a bet on the end. This is standard for online poker now.

Pre-flop: suited.
Flop: A high flops are scary so I bet because it's a good place to bluff/I have a flush draw. Oh, he raised, well I still have my flush draw.
Turn: Wow, he makes the right play.
River: Yes, I hit my flush draw so I bet.

Short version: Hilarious bluff + bluff call + hilarious missed check raise = standard.

Also: SB and BB are winners as well.

Fortunately, limit poker lets guys like this lose their money so slowly that they keep playing.

[HoneyBadger]

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Pre-flop: suited.
Flop: A high flops are scary so I bet because it's a good place to bluff/I have a flush draw. Oh, he raised, well I still have my flush draw.
Turn: Wow, he makes the right play.
River: Yes, I hit my flush draw so I bet.


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Preflop: sootid, plus wouldn't it be fun to crack aces with 95s?
Flop: Oh, I have nothing, so I can only win by bluffing. Oh, he raises me, well let's see if I hit something on the turn. Maybe he's bluffing.
Turn: Tsjing! Flushdraw! Glad I didn't fold. Do I slowplay it, or just jam it now? I think I'll slowplay it. After all I have a hand now, I can't bluff again because I can't fold.
River: Yeah, the flush. I bet. It will be too obvious if I suddenly check now; he is likely to not trust it and check behind. If he raises I'll just call because he probably has a better flush.

[BrassMonkey]

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Gotta be kidding me...


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God, that's so standard...

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Actually, this was one of the most egregious examples of donkdom that I've seen in a while, believe it or not. That flop call is friggin' hilarious.

[BrassMonkey]

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Pre-flop: suited.
Flop: A high flops are scary so I bet because it's a good place to bluff/I have a flush draw. Oh, he raised, well I still have my flush draw.
Turn: Wow, he makes the right play.
River: Yes, I hit my flush draw so I bet.


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Preflop: sootid, plus wouldn't it be fun to crack aces with 95s?
Flop: Oh, I have nothing, so I can only win by bluffing. Oh, he raises me, well let's see if I hit something on the turn. Maybe he's bluffing.
Turn: Tsjing! Flushdraw! Glad I didn't fold. Do I slowplay it, or just jam it now? I think I'll slowplay it. After all I have a hand now, I can't bluff again because I can't fold.
River: Yeah, the flush. I bet. It will be too obvious if I suddenly check now; he is likely to not trust it and check behind. If he raises I'll just call because he probably has a better flush.

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Haha. I like your recaps...

[HoneyBadger]

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Actually, this was one of the most egregious examples of donkdom that I've seen in a while, believe it or not. That flop call is friggin' hilarious.

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Why? You may be bluffing. [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img] Besides, can't fold a backdoor flushdraw, can we now?

[Guy McSucker]

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Actually, this was one of the most egregious examples of donkdom that I've seen in a while, believe it or not.


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You must exercise excellent table selection.

[Scary_Tiger]

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Actually, this was one of the most egregious examples of donkdom that I've seen in a while, believe it or not.


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You must exercise awful table selection.

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[HoneyBadger]

For sale: sarcasm detector.