Quick TR: Vegas babay (pure. stripper. pwnage.)

[ActionJeff]

if any 2p2er in vegas looks anything like me and wants to ship me an ID of theirs, I would be eternally in their debt. Might as well try =/

[todd1007]

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Also, fwiw, afterwards the cab driver was this chill guy who goes, "OK, so do you guys want me to take you to a real club now?" And we tell him how it was awful and we got raped, so he says he'll take us to Treasures or the Rhino, we tell him we're 20, and he tells us there's nothing he can do, they all suck if you're not 21. Then, he says you could've gotten a girl up to your room for $250 and done the hooker thing. We're like yea yea yea we don't want our penile organ to turn green, contract bumps, and fall the [censored] off, so we went another root. Then, he tells us he was in the military and if we go to Thailand we can get a girl to stay with us for a week. A [censored] week. Says all the sex and [censored] that we want for a week for 20 dollars American.

Are there any poker tournaments in Thailand?

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not since middle school have i seen someone who tries soooooooooo hard to be cool.
social insecurity + poker = busto

what is the over/under before this dufus goes bust? i say 9 months.

he gives off the doosh chills

[HEK]

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next time, private room at rhino, blow + jokes = free sex back at house/hotel. (minus price of blow + bouncer tip obv).

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how much is a private room at the rhino?