POKER could go without...

[davidlong14]

...a repeat of the Dutch Boyd PokerSpot fiasco.

[coyote]

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- 2+2ers in love with Patrik Antonius

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FYP

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Sunglasses

[davidlong14]

- "Holla Balla!"

[player]

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Pokeracehud and gametime

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[scottc25]

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- people who call a 100 dollar bet by grabbing a stack of reds (usually already 100 dollars) and counting them out 2 at a time

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FYP

[ACG2x]

- The constant fellating of most every move a "big name" pro makes in a televised tournament when an "amateur" (read: "lesser known pro") who makes the same move is razzed on.

Example is Norman Chad going on and on about the "young guns" and their "super aggressive style" when if DN, Doyle, etc. made the exact same play it'd be celebrated.

Internet pro shoves all-in on a river bluff only to be called by someone holding a monster: Chad- "That's the risk these young guns (I [censored] hate that phrase BTW) take in their super aggressive style. It was bound to blow up in his face!"

Daniel Negreanu makes the exact same move: Chad- "Daniel hasn't picked up a hand all day and was trying to make a move, but his opponent got really lucky and hit the nuts. Tough luck for Kid Poker!"

[iveyleague24]

Meh; televised poker in the state that it is in now is merely the device that the poker ecosystem uses to attract fish {slash} ez monies {slash} etc, to the donation grounds. Maximal retardedness would not only be optimal for fish-baiting purposes, but would also give me a healthy laugh from timez 2 timez.

[LocustHorde]

In poker give me more hot Asian chicks at the tables, dealing the cards, waiting the tables, giving massages- and less fat slobs..

[jah7_fsu1]

NVG could go without:

A new thread every month asking who the 5 best HSNLHE players are- Especially when half the people just answer whoever is up the most for the month while ignoring consistency.

People hating on "live" pros and people hating on "net pros"-- Or assuming that an online guy has a huge edge over a mostly live player because of the amount of hands or a live player has a huge edge over a net player because of "tells."

OMG XXXX is Busto he is playing one level lower than he played yesterday threads.

Sklansky explanations of his weird ass behavior and trying to make us think he isn't nuts.

Brandi saying she is through with posting in NVG when we know she isn't.

The What if Bobby Baldwin thread.

Poker could go without:

Conservative politicians

Eric Molina ever winning another dollar.

Guys who make bad calls and then say "I'm here to gamble." Actually ANYONE saying "I'm here to gamble baby." Of course you're [censored] there to gamble, WTF do you think poker is?

Poker T-Shirts (2nded or 3rded)...if you have a poker T-Shirt that has a "catchy phrase" you most likely haven't ever touched a naked woman.