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Old 07-05-2007, 08:32 PM
NoahL NoahL is offline
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Default Re: Overall Brag or Beat? --- My homegame photo.

2 decks standard.

Choosing online over pussy. so so so sad.
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Old 07-05-2007, 08:52 PM
74o_Clownsuit 74o_Clownsuit is offline
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Default Re: Overall Brag or Beat? --- My homegame photo.

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lolo I was just about to ask someone to alter that photo.

NH.

How about replacing the heads with some 2+2 avatars? [img]/images/graemlins/wink.gif[/img]

And OP, it's certainly possibly to play a lot of poker and still [censored] around with girls in college. I lived in dorms for a year; I know what it's like. Get plenty of head/pussy, but I would advise against getting a bj while 6-tabling. Kinda hard on the concentration...
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Old 07-05-2007, 10:05 PM
ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S ESKiMO-SiCKNE5S is offline
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Default Re: Overall Brag or Beat? --- My homegame photo.

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At least nobody's wearing sunglasses.

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they can't, they need clear vision to check out the hot babe.

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omg awesome... vnh

also srsly, not really a beat or brag, just looks like a standard homegame to me

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Now I'm pissed.

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it does... it looks like a standard homegame

yours is an awesome homegame....
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Old 07-06-2007, 03:36 AM
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Beat: playing poker on a Friday night in college

Gross.

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lmfao at all your responses but this is by far the best. The kid who is still a virgin and posts about his constant failed dates is telling people they are jealous of him. Yes, my nights suck, I don't go to one of the top party schools, I don't go to one of the most highly rated college bars in the nation..I instead travel to vegas to have VIP paying for bottle service only to bring in 1 fat bitch, one unknown, and an ugly asian. I also feel the need to post pictures anytime I go out, to attempt to brag about how great my "social" life is. Instead of leaving the club with aforementioned fat girl and/or asian, I go home to immediately post pictures in hopes of praise in the form of text from different online personalities. Feel the jealousy in my typing? You should.

And smellmuth, tight jeans are [censored] as [censored]. I haven't seen those on anyone besides some rock band and [censored]. We call them ball huggers here.

And lmao @ how mad all of you got. "Omg the haters" No one is hating, its the internet. I don't talk [censored] online to a kid in tight jeans who weighs maybe a buck twenty.

Like everyone else you/goofy whoever can talk hard online, if you're ever in Chicago/Indianapolis/ Indiana University feel free to PM me. We wont fight cause that would be a waste of time and obvious jail time since goofy looks like the type that would run right to fill out a report, you look like you'd actually throw hands and not cry though. Instead, I'll take you out to the bars and show you what an attractive female is. Honest too, you should come for the little 5 if anything at all..end of april every year. And you don't have to throw around money to get pussy, only the new yorkers care about that [censored] here - just have game and you're good to go. I'm serious on my offer if you ever feel like taking a trip here.

Have fun in Vegas, but if you're going to post pictures as a "brag" make 'em a lot better then this [censored]. If you're paying for bottle service you better be [censored] with only dimes otherwise someone in your group is [censored] up, that [censored] is just sad for bottle service and vip. Don't get mad online either..its not a good luck to get mad at text on a screen.

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Old 07-06-2007, 03:25 PM
Scorcho Scorcho is offline
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I like the rainbow formation of the chipstacks.
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Old 07-06-2007, 03:57 PM
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I don't see any boobs, and the you know it's a beat when the table you play on gets you cold if you lean on it too long... damn fold out tables and fake chips lmao.
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:06 PM
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Default Re: Overall Brag or Beat? --- My homegame photo.

100% beat
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:10 PM
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Her name is Melanie, and she's always giving me the eyes... I just havn't persued it because I'm interested in this other girl, and am also trying to concentrate on my online game (see yesterday's post of my robusto stable graph, which for some reason EVERYONE [censored] ON!!).

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uh... you're in college. [censored] both of them
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:12 PM
OpaaufPoka OpaaufPoka is offline
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Default Re: Overall Brag or Beat? --- My homegame photo.

these are some real nerds..
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Old 07-06-2007, 04:21 PM
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Default Re: Overall Brag or Beat? --- My homegame photo.

so no one gets [censored] up at homegames anymore huh. Times they are a changin'
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