July Low-Content Thread

[private joker]

Did you punish that moron in seat 3/4 with the toothpick in his mouth? Or did you take most of it from a drunk Hobbs.?

The Wynn 15 game was awesome yesterday: +1055 in 5.5 hrs playing well and running fairly well.

[Howard Beale]

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Did you punish that moron in seat 3/4 with the toothpick in his mouth? Or did you take most of it from a drunk Hobbs.?

The Wynn 15 game was awesome yesterday: +1055 in 5.5 hrs playing well and running fairly well.

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What the heck is going on up there? Is it worth a road trip? Last 2 times at Wynn the MM's were good and the main game was horrid. Have things changed? Does Wynn still use MM's?

[bigjoet]

i guess this may be one of those things that happen once one play enough poker... but it's been a weird month... i made both a royal and a straight flush today... 20 at oceans...

hand 1:
4 players total, no raise.. i have Jc3c in sb...
flop: Kc Kd Tc
i donk, all call
turn: Ac
i donk, last guy raise, i 3 bet
river: Qc
I soil myself and bet

hand 2:
uber tight utg raise, 2 guys call, i've been card dead for 5 hours so i call in bb w/ 5h2h

flop:
Ah Qh 3h
i soil myself, i cr/cap, heads up

turn:
6h
i bet cuz i put him on set, he calls..

river:
4h
i soil myself and bet cross-legged, he raises, i 3... he asked if i had 7h 5h....

does anyone have a coupon for depends?

[private joker]

Howard - they still have a must-move, but the main game has been just as good.

Hand 1:
I raise a limper with AQ, SB calls too.
Flop is 842 with two spades (I have the As). Checked to me, I bet, only SB calls.
Turn is Ts. Check, I bet, he c/r, I call.
River 8h. He bets, I call. He rolls KxQs and MHIG.

Hand 2:
limp, MP raises, CO cold-calls, I cold-call ATdd on the button, BB calls.
Flop QT3 with one diamond. Checked to me, I bet, MP and CO call.
Turn 4d. Checked to me, I bet, MP and CO call.
River 7s. Checked to me, I bet, MP calls, CO folds. MHIG.

[bigjoet]

on friday, i was feeling great and running over the table until:

when do you guys stop raising flop? 8 bet?

2 loose limpers, i check in bb w/ 74o, no spade
flop: Qs 7s 4c
i bet, retard 2 bets, i 3, he 4s, i 5, he 6s... i wanted to 7 but i'm a scared little girl and put him on pair + fd or maybe 44 (but didnt believe it)... so i just call...
turn: 5s
i check, tard bets, i call
river: 6h
i check, tard bets, i call

retard shows: 7d6d... i puke

[vmacosta]

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Sorry, Howard. Have to keep in mind that the audience is not all early twenty-something ipod kids.

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and stop with the whole minnesota lingo thing while you're at it--us california folk just get annoyed when you eskimos start in with the valuetowning 3-ball business.

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Never used either of those terms, but now all my strat posts will be littered w/ them. I will admit to overusing 3town. 3bet just doesnt have the sme exclamatory effect.

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whatever. are we going to vegas tomorrow when i get back from latvia?

[MitchL]

You want to go tommorrow?

[Howard Beale]

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Howard - they still have a must-move, but the main game has been just as good.

Hand 1:
I raise a limper with AQ, SB calls too.
Flop is 842 with two spades (I have the As). Checked to me, I bet, only SB calls.
Turn is Ts. Check, I bet, he c/r, I call.
River 8h. He bets, I call. He rolls KxQs and MHIG.

Hand 2:
limp, MP raises, CO cold-calls, I cold-call ATdd on the button, BB calls.
Flop QT3 with one diamond. Checked to me, I bet, MP and CO call.
Turn 4d. Checked to me, I bet, MP and CO call.
River 7s. Checked to me, I bet, MP calls, CO folds. MHIG.

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H1: Good read.

H2: MP w/ AK hoping for a chop? Whatever, NH.

I want to take a few days and try the B's 30 but am having a hard time getting away. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[jkamowitz]

A few hands from recently cause I haven't posted in what seems like years:

3 limps, I raise QTh otb, 4 way.
8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]all check, i bet, utg is this weird/tilting/always bluffing missed draws on the river, check raises, others fold, I 3-bet, he 4's, I call.
Turn: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] he bets, I raise, he calls.
River 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] he check calls and I win. (One limper folded Q[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]10[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]) and threw a fissy hit.

4 terrible limps, I raise Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] in the co. BB 3-bets, utg caps and all call. 6 way for 24sbs.

Flop: 10[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]4[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] bb checks, utg bets, two calls, I raise, bb calls, utg 3-bets, one limper says "might as well cap" one fold, and we call. 4 left for another 18sbs
Turn:4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]checked to "MAWC" who bets, I raise, bb and capper fold, he calls.
River:10c: he fires. . . .I call and he rolls the 43o.

3: Playing in the borgata limit tourney. The worst player at the table limps in mp and I try (unsuccessfully) to iso-raise with 55 in the co. blinds call and it's 4 way.
Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] checked around.
Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] blinds check, mp bets, I raise, blinds fold, he 3-bets, I groan and call down and see his Q10o.

I have to stop checking flops and turning sets only to run into flopped nuts. I think it's happened half a dozen times this month.

Note: Don't take shots when running bad.
Note2: Don't sit behind bk1428 and drbk2 when they know you're running bad and taking a shot.

[goofball]

PJ,

hand 1: fish