best friend drunkenly slaps me in front of new girlfriend...

[2/325Falcon]

Correct Response: Atomic Wedgie.

[Pudge714]

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I don't get why people get a pass on [censored] like this because they're drunk. I've been very wasted and never done anything of the sort. Now that his inhibitions are down he can do what he's wanted to do all along, or thinks he can get away with?

I once caught someone I thought was a friend peeing on my car at a party. He got KTFO. When I went to pick up some personal property of mine this individual had, he apologized, but for me our friendship was over.

I don't think this person is your true friend.

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what? you're an [censored].

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[russellmj]

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what? you're an [censored].

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Great, he treats me like dirt but I'm the [censored]. I've taken part in plenty of drunken carousing and roughhousing. Followed by scented candles and back rubs all around. But I don't treat my friends like doormats. I don't get it.

Eegs buddy went over the line.

[Blarg]

I guess I'm a throwback, but I can understand when guys get freaked out about their cars being damaged. I don't know, there are some things you just don't do, like mess with a guy's car. Even if you don't like your car very much, it's just a gigantic sign of complete contempt and disrespect to mess with a guy's car.

[KotOD]

Alright since no one liked my piss in his drink suggestion...
...use the stinkpalm, but slap him back when he's not expecting it. He'll wake up in the morning with his face and his pillow smelling like your ass.

[Blarg]

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Alright since no one liked my piss in his drink suggestion...
...use the stinkpalm, but slap him back when he's not expecting it. He'll wake up in the morning with his face and his pillow smelling like your ass.

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I think my pee on teh doorknob suggestion was also underappreciated in my time. But years from now, some young lad not yet born in these blinkered times will read that suggestion and think, Yeh, I could do that! And it will be a better world, my friends.

[Eurotrash]

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Monday night I went out to meet a couple friends for some drinks at random club. I brought my new girlfriend to meet them(we've been together about a month so we're still pretty new). We get there first, I buy a couple beers and we sit and wait for my friends to arrive. They show up, one is obviously pretty [censored] up and I introduce them to my girl. A couple moments later my buddy full-force slaps Rick James style me across the face because he's an idiot and I am speechless. What was the proper course of action now that my new GF thinks I'm a punk beeeyatch.

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Sweep the leg.

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GET HIM A BODYBAG!

but on a more serious note..

Look everybody, it's BROTHER DARKNESS!

[bernie]

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A GF of 1 month has absolutely no place interfering between best friends. Even if one of them was being a [censored].


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She isn't interfering, she's just asking a question.

Not sure where you come from, but 'best friends' don't do this. Maybe if you live in MN they do.

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[Klompy]

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We obv need more context. I really don't have friends who slap me hard in the face. I have no idea why that would be funny without better context

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fwiw I have 2 friends who I only see a few times a year, but every time I see them, it ends up being a night of sucker bitchslapping eachother whenever you get the chance and it's all fun and games. I wouldn't try this with anybody but these guys, but I can see how it "could" be a funny situation to slap a friend.

edit: I don't even remember how the game got started, but eventually someone leaves with a red face but everyone's still laughing.

[DanS]

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GiGX05qZao4

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Pull this [censored] on your friend:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bn1-M5Ze0p8