Things people say or do in live tournaments to let you know they suck

[nath]

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Older than 22.

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raises k4 utg

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if their name rhymes with "faith"

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you want to compare live records in 10 years, guys

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Good point, I fully expect to be not playing tournament poker in ten years, so yeah, you should be disappointed if you haven't passed me by then

[the alex]

The guy who folded preflop says "That's what I put you on." after the showdown.

Anyone who "puts" for that matter.

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Anyone who "puts" for that matter.

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Oh yeah, "I put you on AK" is a classic. Especially when the guys stack off with any pair on a non-ace or king board.

[Silent A]

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2. They don't know the difference between trips and a set.

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I didn't know this... [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

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I am surprised Soul Man that a smart alec like you does not know something [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img].

It is held by some but there are poker theorists who use the terms interchangably and others yet who hold to the distinction but fail to use the correct terminology rigorously.

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I think people who play Omaha a lot are more likely to hold to this distinction and apply it rigorously.

[Foucault]

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10. They are a woman.


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I have been pwned by women who turned out to be decent SO many times.

1. I underestimate them, and then they make sick bluffs on me, or take me to valuetown with marginal holdings.

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Been there.

[KingDan]

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Older than 22.

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raises k4 utg

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if their name rhymes with "faith"

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any time you want to compare live records, guys

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1000+70 Tstone Event: busto
500+50 Tstone Event: busto

your turn

[BigAlK]

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10. They are a woman.


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I have been pwned by women who turned out to be decent SO many times.

1. I underestimate them, and then they make sick bluffs on me, or take me to valuetown with marginal holdings.

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Been there.

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Great story Focault.

[Buffyuser2]

"You always fold !"

[Bonified]

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The guy who called you down says "That's what I put you on." after you've stacked him with the best hand.

Anyone who "puts" for that matter.

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[Jeff76]

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How about "I just had a feeling." (After calling a 20bb all-in w/J7o)

[/ QUOTE ]Well, online I type this sometimes after making a pot odds based call with trash and sucking out . . .