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Old 12-24-2006, 06:34 PM
Alobar Alobar is offline
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Default Re: Anal Sex - How?

just listen to ali, and throw some alcohol into the equation.

or conversly, if she just hates it, then stop trying to do it.
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:12 PM
gimmetheloot gimmetheloot is offline
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Default Re: Anal Sex - How?

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I've been seeing this korean girl...

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Not that I take offense, I just find it amusing that you bother to identify her as such.

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Why?

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It wouldn't seem strange to me if the subject of OP's post was something along the lines of, "I've been seeing this Korean girl... and she does this weird thing during sex. Is this a Korean/Asian thing?" Or even, "do Korean girls not dig anal?" It just seems weird that after dating the girl for two years he brings up her ethnicity, and then doesn't relate it to the post at all. My uncle married a Korean woman, but he never introduced her like, "this is my Korean wife, Jayna."

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stating that his gf is korean is very important. i am korean. i know a lot of korean girls. knowing a lot of korean girls makes me understand that korean girls have no asses. having no ass, probably makes it harder to take it in the ass.

plus if she is korean and was a "virgin", then i'm sorry to say she probably had previous korean bf's that she let penetrate in the backdoor. and as we all know, korean men don't compare in penis size as you crackers. so i'm guessing that she didn't like it with a smaller korean wang, so she's probably terrified of your gigantic cracker penis.

so just tell her you'll go in with a semi, and that might help.

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OJ, this made me laugh.
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:27 PM
sawseech sawseech is offline
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Default Re: Anal Sex - How?

koreans pwn

u will never get anal. learn to live with it, or move on. korean girls don't do what they don't want to do. you probably don't want to move on cuz koreans pwn.
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:54 PM
Fedorfan Fedorfan is offline
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Default Re: Anal Sex - How?

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Is anal better than normal sex? Why put so much thought into it?

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Having regular anal sex with females helps innoculate you against catching the ghey.

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lol!

better? what's better... it's different, and another fun thing you can throw into the mix.

Also when your girl says she's on her period and what not and doesn't want to have sex... you can always say "hey, so just because one rides not working, your going to shut down the whole amusement park?"
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Old 12-24-2006, 07:56 PM
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Default Re: Anal Sex - How?

for some girls the reason they resist anal is because it's disrespectful and it besmirches their honor or whatever so you might be out of luck entirely. if she's not open to it because she's afraid of the pain (it also makes them feel like they're gonna poop really bad) then you can work with it. but if she has a moral resistance to it you might be better off enjoying regular sex.
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Old 12-24-2006, 08:17 PM
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I'm unaware of any ear sex or nose sex - so apparently those types of sex aren't all that much fun.

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I know someone who would beg to differ...

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Old 12-24-2006, 08:33 PM
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Default Re: Anal Sex - How?

Bend over and let her dildo you in the butt. Make sure to make it look like you love it. Moan and groan and stuff. If she sees that you love it, maybe she would allow you to do it to her. Afterall, being male, she would probably assume that your butt is probably tighter than hers. Therefore, if you can feel pleasure instead of pain, she would probably conclude that she would too.

For the record, I've never been dildoed. I've never had a hard time convincing her to allow me to siihp.
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Old 12-24-2006, 09:32 PM
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Old 12-24-2006, 10:21 PM
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Old 12-24-2006, 10:24 PM
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Default Re: Anal Sex - How?

i dont get why guys want to put it in the butt...like i have tried to on a few occasions, but only because i feel like i am supposed to...i have a massive unit though, and i dont see much buttsecks in the future for me.
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