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Re: Ideal Penis Size?
i've seen her on myspace.
she's a small time hustler, but i'd still hit that. she however, probably wouldnt hit this. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [censored] me ali. i really want to [censored] you. |
#92
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Tx,
At least your posts in this thread aren't awkward or creepy or anything. |
#93
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Tx, At least your posts in this thread aren't awkward or creepy or anything. [/ QUOTE ] LOL ok, that's the first post ever by you that has made me laugh. |
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A gynecologist's perspective: I literally just walked out of a patient room where the woman was complaining about her fiancee being too big and how it was ruining their sex life. I hear this complaint at least once a week in the office. It is a relatively common sexual complaint. I have never once heard a woman complain that her boyfriend/husband was too small or that his small size was in any way affecting their sex life. What's interesting is that I have been in social settings frequently where women will brag about the size of their boyfriend's penis or state how they would not even date a man with a small penis. So, women participate in the social penis-waving contest as well (obviously not to the extent we do.) It's quite a fascinating paradox. Social custom, the media, and profound public expression of men's insecurity has lead everyone (women included) to think that a massive penis is a good thing. But nobody ever complains about a small penis in the clinical setting, while frequently complaining about a big penis. I have also heard many women say that while their boyfriend's/husband's penis is manageable with lubrication and sufficient foreplay/excitement... they have no interest in a quickie or in sex purely to satisfy an immedient prurient need of their partner. This can be a real problem for a dude. So while the man with a 5" penis may be internally tortured and cursed with feelings of inadequacy, he is likely to never have a complaint in the bedroom if has any skills at all and will be able to convince his girl to bend over in the bathroom at a party for a quickie when he so feels like it. The man with the 10" penis, on the other hand, can show off his penis at the same party to thunderous applause, ooohs, and ahhhs... but his girlfriend is far less likely to let him use the object of adoration in the same manner as his 5" friend. Irieguy [/ QUOTE ] I'll give 3/1 that this doctor has a small beaver cleaver. |
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i've seen her on myspace. she's a small time hustler, but i'd still hit that. she however, probably wouldnt hit this. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [censored] me ali. i really want to [censored] you. [/ QUOTE ] LOL |
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Being only 5 feet 1 inch in height, mr. happy pants isn't uber-impressive.
He's like one of those collapsable cups you take camping when he's not happy, he just folds down. But he grows quite a bit when the time comes. So I'd be embarrased to be seen when he's flacid, since it's ridiculously small at that point. But when he's happy, I sport a good 5 and 1/2 inches, and decent girth (never really measured the circumfrence) The problem here is that you think the end-all be-all is the penis size/girth, which I've found to be pretty far from the truth. Chicks can get off on all kinds of things, most girls are more aroused and stimulated from mental/emotional stuff and/or foreplay rather than actual intercourse. I lucked out that my wife is a ridiculous sex fiend, she wants it more than I do, and she gets off like crazy. And it's not really that I'm doing a whole heck of a lot, I pretty much let her do most of the work and be on top. But she goes fricken crazy, her whole body shuddering and [censored]. Like the energizer bunny, just keeps going and going. But, she can also get off on a variety of things. Just going up to her and starting to kiss and suck on her neck can cause her lower lip to tremble and her body to shake. Roleplaying in a police uniform and putting her in cuffs and ordering her around can also produce the same effect. She also enjoys being violent to me sexually. So doing that can sometimes produce orgasms and trembling as well. |
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i've seen her on myspace. she's a small time hustler, but i'd still hit that. she however, probably wouldnt hit this. [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] [censored] me ali. i really want to [censored] you. [/ QUOTE ] Offer to bankroll her so she can move up from the $0.50/$1 games to the $1/$2 tables. |
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Ali,
OOT needs an "Ask Ali about sex from a girl's perspective" thread. |
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This thread is worthless without pix. NOT [/ QUOTE ] This thread is NOT worthless without pics. |
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just wanna say that ali is the most beautiful female on 2+2 hands down
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