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#91
06-09-2006, 10:47 PM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
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1. Female roommate runs to pool fully clothed and attempts to save dead guy. 2. Dead guy is already dead at bottom of pool plus weighs more than female roommate who has asthma. 3. After other people come and it's too late female roommate returns to apartment, strips off wet clothes. She leaves wet clothes on room floor and puts on dry clothes. She then returns to the pool. 4. OP comes home and sees female roommates wet clothes on floor of her bedroom. Female roommate has already returned poolside in new dry clothes. Got it? [/ QUOTE ] Gee, thanks, man, I really truly thought it went down the way I summarized it. 
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#93
06-10-2006, 01:19 AM
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Gee, thanks, man, I really truly thought it went down the way I summarized it. [/ QUOTE ] Actually, it all happened like this. Two guys (Killer and Dead Dude) break into an apt. complex laundromat. Neither knows how to to laundry. Killer breaks out to go get quarters. Killer breaks back in and finds DD flopping around in a dryer set to "cottons only". The dryer door weighed more than Killer, so he broke back out and stumbled around looking for help. Killer awakens Female Roommate (FR). She may or may not have "drying" to do, so she comes to his aid. She does this in spite of her wearing hand-cuffs and an impossibly heavy backpack. FR and Killer break back in to the Laundry Room. DD is shrinking fast and whirling around in a clock-wise fashion. Neither Killer nor FR are tall enough to hit the "STOP" button on the dryer. They use a chair to break back out of the "Suds and Duds" room. Racing back to her apartment, FR flips over a fence and falls in the pool. She survives. Killer breaks back in to check on DD (Dryer Doofus). Dripping wet, FR awakens Male Roommate (MR), but not OP (Original Perp). Upon hearing the story, MR pees himself. FR changes her clothes in her room, MR strips in the living room and leaves his soggy clothes on the counter. FR and MR charge back to the scene of the soap and bust in. Too late. DD has lived up to his initials. Killer, FR and MR use the power cord from the adjacent dryer to break out and call 911. OP wakes up and arrives in time to see the remains (beef jerky) covered by a handkerchief. Detectives suspect Cheer and Tide were involved.
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#94
06-10-2006, 01:25 AM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
Unless its a big pool...its called taking off your pants and using it as a lifeline..course if your drunk..or dumb enough to hang out next to a pool when you cant swim...you probably wont use common sense and think of this.
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#95
06-10-2006, 01:26 AM
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of course...you could just lie on your back and float...but thats too easy.
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#97
06-10-2006, 01:52 AM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
OP's roommate with asthma probably has a better chance guarding Terry than Jason Williams.
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#99
06-10-2006, 08:30 AM
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Re: Dead Guy in My Pool
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OK, update, talked to the female roommate (it is a weird word to type. o-o-m-m slows me down): Apparently there were two guys hanging out by the pool, they jumped the fence to get inside (closed after 9). neither of them could swim. one guy goes to get some things from his apt and comes back, the toher guy's in the pool struggling. he tries to get some people to help but no one answers, finally comes and gets my female roommate. she tries to get him but she has asthma and can't get too deep. so she gets the male roommate, who is able to get him but it was too late. [/ QUOTE ] And she went out? Sounds like your average grab a rape victim plan to me.
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#100
06-10-2006, 11:06 AM
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Jack, if you ever spot someone drowning, please use proper OOT protocol: run to your computer and post "Guy drowning in my pool - what's my play?" and wait for us to help. [/ QUOTE ] Yes! I knew a SLOTD (Suzzer Laugh O the Day) was coming in this thread. Pure gold.
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