I got slapped 1st time ever

[diamonddawg]

Suprised that there is not yet new thread titled "Gee I got slapped AGAIN [img]/images/graemlins/blush.gif[/img]"

[AssFrister]

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how did you become this awesome?

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Feel like a self conscious loser for 19 years and take steps to change that where you no longer give a [censored]

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What, drink enough alcohol such that your are not conscious enough to feel anything at all? What a fool.

Please someone tell me this thread is one big level. That all the replies are sarcasm. Do 2p2ers really suck this much at life that they are looking up to DB here? You guys are impressed with these TRs? DB discovers that large quantities of alcohol just about gives him enough confidence to look somewhere other than into the bottom of his shot glass and you guys think hes a pimp? Wow.

You can always tell the awkward losers because they need to get hammered before theyll even acknowledge anyone else, and then when they finally have had enough to be able to open their mouths they act like a total idiot.

Any girl attracted to that is def not a prize catch. In fact you better be real careful with the rubbers.

Clearly Georgia Ave (or whatever it is) is being sarcastic with the "I got a girl to do that while I was screwing her" line that nobody got, so he's excluded.

[Georgia Avenue]

Hey Assface, GFY!

[Roger Mainfield]

A+ awesome thread.

[minnesotasam]

Actually DB says he approaches girls all the time sober.. Have you even read his TRs?

[goofyballer]

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Also im not going to update based on my life forever. maybe just weekly or 3dayly samples now and then. I think next monday ill make one and thhatll be the last for a while

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No, please keep updating as necessary.

AssFrister, your nick is appropriate.

[ahnuld]

only read OP but nice way to steal back the frame with the blackberry thing. You sarge?

[Dan BRIGHT]

ahnuld - a lot of the things i say are aweful or offensive to some (but not others) so im pretty good at reframing and noticing lockups right as theyre happening and goin thru em.,, i guess its called microcalibrating

assfister - having 0-6 drinks in a 4 hour time frame =/= drunk and stupid. For a while i would go out having 0-1 drinks and thats fine.




thurs:
I planned on getting 7 numbers - a number of numbers i chose arbitrarily because it seemed a little high. It didnt work out though - i only got 2, but the result was better.


In short: I wrote up a big detailed tr just now took 25 min to write. Some of the writing near the end would be almost pornographic in nature... so for my own sake im not going to include it.

lets say:

2 numbers, one of which was a same night lay that lasted from midnight to 6 am until the f'ing started, and we went back to sleep after for a couple hours and still txt each other now. and the other we already have plans to go shopping.

[Dan BRIGHT]

also it was quite hard escalating with the girl because my usual escalation is based on saying things challenging (verbalizing) and then having phys kissing to match and keep it going. Making out caused her to have a state break - so i suspect she had a bf she wanst that into yet still felt invested in. So i had to tease her and get her hornyness in high gear through other ways (note - AFTER we had already gone to sleep semiclothed in my bed). I wasnt horny/desperate, instead i just waited 2 hours in my bed not doing sexual things with her until she was feeling more open.

by otherways i mean skipping kissing altogether, and keeping it more based on playing little games and things around her pjs/thong. I did make sure to rail the life out of her for 1.5 hours of solid bang bang bang bang and make her say "omg omg omg" about 4.6 million times. Cause if you like a girl, you dont want her to forget you!

[diamonddawg]

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I did make sure to rail the life out of her for 1.5 hours of solid bang bang bang bang and make her say "omg omg omg" about 4.6 million times.

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but did she slap you?