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Old 01-01-2007, 08:38 PM
GetThere1Time GetThere1Time is offline
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Default Re: BRAG: I GOT USED BY A FATTY LAST NIGHT

looool
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Old 01-01-2007, 08:42 PM
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k, i made out with her too, but in my defense this all happened in the dark.

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god i hope so. would be inexcusable with the lights on. sick
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Old 01-01-2007, 08:43 PM
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someone save this so in Dec we don't forget about it for thread of the year.
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Old 01-01-2007, 08:48 PM
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ahhh yes, i remember the first time i tried to ride a fatty.

good times...

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HAAAAAAA
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Old 01-01-2007, 08:48 PM
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alright, so maybe i should clerify the whole fatty situation...
The pic of me on fatty number 1 was taken as a nice gesture to prove that i am not an arrogant [censored] and i can playfully have fun with fatties mostly for their enjoyment...this is not a pic of us hooking up.
The pic of me kissing fatty number 2 was also taken as a nice gesture, she was feeling left out so i figured i would just give her a new years kiss (being a nice guy, cuz i knew she wanted me); neither is this a pic of us hooking up.

The way the whole thing went down was with me not having a cab ride home, so i laid next to fatty number 2 as a result of me being shitfaced, tired, not having anywhere else to sleep, and not giving a [censored]. Also the lights were off so i couldn't see a damn thing, although i knew it was fatty number 2. She started snuggling i got a boner yada...
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Old 01-01-2007, 08:49 PM
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alright, so maybe i should clerify the whole fatty situation...
The pic of me on fatty number 1 was taken as a nice gesture to prove that i am not an arrogant [censored] and i can playfully have fun with fatties mostly for their enjoyment...this is not a pic of us hooking up.
The pic of me kissing fatty number 2 was also taken as a nice gesture, she was feeling left out so i figured i would just give her a new years kiss (being a nice guy, cuz i knew she wanted me); neither is this a pic of us hooking up.

The way the whole thing went down was with me not having a cab ride home, so i laid next to fatty number 2 as a result of me being shitfaced, tired, not having anywhere else to sleep, and not giving a [censored]. Also the lights were off so i couldn't see a damn thing, although i knew it was fatty number 2. She started snuggling i got a boner yada...

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Old 01-01-2007, 09:08 PM
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the pic post is great. I just opened up the thread and looked at the pics and I'm thinking, "WTF? These girls are real cute!" And then I hit page down and was like WHOA!

I nominate new title: fat girls need love too
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Old 01-01-2007, 09:09 PM
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Will-
You seem like a very decent guy, so I kinda feel bad for laughing so hard at all this. But really, thanks for posting this, and the pics just pushed it over the top. You're setting the bar high for 2007. Maybe I meant setting the scale high, hmm.
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Old 01-01-2007, 09:12 PM
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the pic post is great. I just opened up the thread and looked at the pics and I'm thinking, "WTF? These girls are real cute!" And then I hit page down and was like WHOA!

I nominate new title: fat girls need love too

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i nominate the title "big boned pimpin'"
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Old 01-01-2007, 09:12 PM
Sardo Numspa Sardo Numspa is offline
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next time you should yust inform your friend that the best way to give a hand job is to use one's mouth
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