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Old 05-02-2007, 04:18 PM
Hume Hume is offline
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But a decent sized man (150lbs+) who is athletic and could kick would only need to kick the living sh*t out of one of it's fetlocks and it will be incapacitated and die within the normal timeframe that a horse would if it was not able to eat food.

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I'm 150lbs+ and there is no way in hell I could run up to a wild horse and "kick the living sh*t out of one of it's fetlocks" without the horse [censored] massacring me.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:23 PM
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First of all, this thread is highly amusing.
I don't think that a normal person can kill a horse.
Though, i would assume that Mike Tyson in his prime would be able to pull it of.
The horse will have no chance against mikes strength and strikes not to mention his phenomenal speed and foot coordination. The best chance for the horse to survive would be to get mike on the ground the quickest possible.
90-10 for Mike.

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Horse is obviously a big underdog. The more interesting match would be Iron Mike versus elephant. Elephant has the weight advantage but Mike could probably jump at its head and punch it out. I put it at 65-35 for Mike.
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Old 05-02-2007, 04:58 PM
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nLCdWvPE1vQ
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:04 PM
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Default Re: Could you kill a horse, barehanded?

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First of all, this thread is highly amusing.
I don't think that a normal person can kill a horse.
Though, i would assume that Mike Tyson in his prime would be able to pull it of.
The horse will have no chance against mikes strength and strikes not to mention his phenomenal speed and foot coordination. The best chance for the horse to survive would be to get mike on the ground the quickest possible.
90-10 for Mike.

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Horse is obviously a big underdog. The more interesting match would be Iron Mike versus elephant. Elephant has the weight advantage but Mike could probably jump at its head and punch it out. I put it at 65-35 for Mike.

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Don't be silly, that's at least a 50-50 fight.
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:16 PM
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No human could take down a wild horse barehanded. Some could probably take out a tame horse.
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:17 PM
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Default Re: Could you kill a horse, barehanded?

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First of all, this thread is highly amusing.
I don't think that a normal person can kill a horse.
Though, i would assume that Mike Tyson in his prime would be able to pull it of.
The horse will have no chance against mikes strength and strikes not to mention his phenomenal speed and foot coordination. The best chance for the horse to survive would be to get mike on the ground the quickest possible.
90-10 for Mike.

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Horse is obviously a big underdog. The more interesting match would be Iron Mike versus elephant. Elephant has the weight advantage but Mike could probably jump at its head and punch it out. I put it at 65-35 for Mike.

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You're joking, right?
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:21 PM
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Default Re: Could you kill a horse, barehanded?

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First of all, this thread is highly amusing.
I don't think that a normal person can kill a horse.
Though, i would assume that Mike Tyson in his prime would be able to pull it of.
The horse will have no chance against mikes strength and strikes not to mention his phenomenal speed and foot coordination. The best chance for the horse to survive would be to get mike on the ground the quickest possible.
90-10 for Mike.

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Horse is obviously a big underdog. The more interesting match would be Iron Mike versus elephant. Elephant has the weight advantage but Mike could probably jump at its head and punch it out. I put it at 65-35 for Mike.

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You're joking, right?

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I'm really beginning to wonder how many of these "it can be done" people have actually seen, touched, stood next to, or rode a real live horse.
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:25 PM
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Default Re: Could you kill a horse, barehanded?

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First of all, this thread is highly amusing.
I don't think that a normal person can kill a horse.
Though, i would assume that Mike Tyson in his prime would be able to pull it of.
The horse will have no chance against mikes strength and strikes not to mention his phenomenal speed and foot coordination. The best chance for the horse to survive would be to get mike on the ground the quickest possible.
90-10 for Mike.

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Horse is obviously a big underdog. The more interesting match would be Iron Mike versus elephant. Elephant has the weight advantage but Mike could probably jump at its head and punch it out. I put it at 65-35 for Mike.

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LOL.

I give Mike even better odds if he has a mouse and goes for a quick up-the-trunk move.
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Old 05-02-2007, 05:31 PM
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Or even just scare it off the cliff.

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hahahhaah

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This image just needs to be posted again.
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Old 05-02-2007, 06:15 PM
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Default Re: Could you kill a horse, barehanded?

if the horse cooperated and let you posistion it's leg for maximum leverage, you might be able to break it's leg by kicking it. maybe. but probably not.

there is miniscule chance any person could kill a resisting horse bare handed.
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