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View Poll Results: WHICH JOEY STORY IS YOUR FAVORITE? | |||
JOEY VS. POKERBABE | 66 | 14.22% | |
JOEY VS. ALLINBOY | 23 | 4.96% | |
JOEY VS. DYNASTY | 50 | 10.78% | |
JOEY VS. JIMBO BRIER | 21 | 4.53% | |
JOEY VS. MARK | 58 | 12.50% | |
JOEY VS. MASON MALMUTH | 118 | 25.43% | |
JOEY VS. ROLF SLOTBOOM | 128 | 27.59% | |
Voters: 464. You may not vote on this poll |
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#91
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Re: BUMP
These stories just never get old. I find myself busting out laughing everytime this thread gets bumped.
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#92
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY
Thanks Dynasty.
That is the funniest sh*t I have ever read. ROFLMAO [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY
another classic
[ QUOTE ] HEY HUGGLERS, ONE TIME AT BELLAGIO THERE IS THIS BITCH AT MY TABLE AND SHE CAN'T STOP TALKING. SHE IS SAYING "I'M A PRO POKER PLAYER" AND IT ANNOYS ME. I STRUDDLE WITHOUT LOOKING AND MY CARDS AND THIS BITCH RERAISES TO STEAL. I JUST FLAT CALL. FLOP IS KING QUEEN RAGS. I CHECK SHE BETS AND I CHECK RAISE HER ASS. SHE FOLDED AND BECAME ALL HYSTERICAL HOW CAN I DO THIS TO HER, THAT SHE IS BROKE AND ONLY HAS $43 LEFT FOR CHRISTMAS DINNER. I TELL HER "REMEMBER ME BITCH? YOU SMOKE MY WEED." THEN THIS BITCH HAD A PANIC ATTACK AND COULDN'T BREATHE. I TOOK ADVANTAGE OF THE MOMENT AND STOLE HER PASSPORT. WHEN SHE COMES BACK TO HER SENSES SHE PUNCHES ME IN THE FACE AND STARTS UNDRESSING ME. IT GETS DELICATE. WHILE I'M LYING FACE DOWN ON THE FLOOR I FELT SOMETHING RUBBING AGAINST MY BACK. WHEN SHE WAS DONE I NOTICED MY WALLET IS MISSING BUT NEVERTHELESS I STILL HAD HER PASSPORT. SEE YA AND WOULDN'T WANT TO BE YA, YOU FAT HUMPS [/ QUOTE ] |
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY
I saw a link to this today and it's my honor to bump it after having an hysterical laugh attack for half an hour!
My girl asked me what was so funny, I gave her JOEY VS POKERBABE to read. She thought it was "stupid an childish" and dragged me to the bedroom. Now it gets delicate. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img] |
#95
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY
Check out the story Joey's lil brother supbro just put in the Brandi thread.
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#96
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY
Dang this is my first time reading this, I took a break from 2+2 after the software update in '02 and never caught this thread.
Dynasty, pure genius. |
#97
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY
BWAHAHAHAHAHHAAA!!!
....i think i pooped myself *BUMP* |
#99
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY
I have to explain this delicately - this thread is prime.
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#100
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Re: THE BEST OF JOEY
With regard to Joey's encounter with Pokerbabe at the Bellagio parking garages, I have two bits of information for you:
1. That was not a pokerbabe, that was a man baby; and 2. That was not plastice you felt penetrating you. |
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