life tilt

[apefish]

The apes post can only make people happy.

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i wasn't paying much attention, it just felt uncomfortable wearing straight, so i just left it on jughead jones stylez


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in that case it looks pretty sweet.

also, little story. on the hand you busted w 99 v wasicka, there is this old dude who comes out of the crowd to hug paul. the announcers then say that is his "poker mentor" and mention the dudes name.

like 3 years ago i was hammered and playing "high stakes bj" at bellagio at like 7am on a monday. that dude and his "ladyfriend" start sweating me. and before i know it he is like sitting next to me, slapping me on the back when i win, giving me shoulder rubs (wtf?) when i lose etc. i've had in the area of 20 bloody marys at this point so this all seems totally normal btw. this goes on for a while and i run it up somewhere over 100k. and dude is "right there with me" the whole way.

so he like gets me to put him in some 1500 tourney - or at least hand him 1500. and he gives me his cell number so i can call to check in on his tourney progress or whatever (lol). i lose the number i think, or just forget about it and never see the dude again. until he hugs wasicka!

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This is an awesome story.

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[DeuceKicker]

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i'm just trying to maintain my 24000% ROI

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[rothko]

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this thread makes me sad

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Except for my apes post, right?

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those aren't apes

[Jackal69]

Jason,

can we get a trip report on first day at work?

thanks!

[Jason Strasser (strassa2)]

yeah,

went to a big room where they talked to us about stuff for the entire day.

is wolffund serious? I cant really tell... If he was serious he is a moron, if he's not he's really lame. wasnt a funny diss at all.

i work for morgan stanley so i guess you should go ahead and short them right away wolf, if you are serious.

[Jason Strasser (strassa2)]

ariel,

you forgot to include the fact that doug's success drives you nuts more than me, and that any future tirades should be directed in your direction.

[Envyme_Mvp]

jason, what are the hours gonna be like this summer? Im prob. applying for jobs on Wall Street in the fall, i know the first year is nuts but do they throw you straight into the fire (or do you anticipate being thrown in since i'm sure today was orientation?)

[DopamineRelease]

lol wolffund was seriously leveled beyond belief

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this thread makes me sad

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Except for my apes post, right?

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those aren't apes

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What are you talking about?