How bad was your first time? (Mini-TR included)

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After a while I was banging her from behind and tested all these positions I had seen on porn movies and probably failed badly but I was very self confident and not embarrassed at all because she was a mean bitch and I kind of hated her as a person. I didnt care anything about how she felt or if it was good for her, I was just testing stuff for future experiences with other girls. It took about 15 minutes to come and I was already thinking that somethings wrong and I cant ejaculate.

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lol at losing your virginity via hate [censored]

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Whats so funny about it? I dont think first time has anything great or special in it anyways. You do remember it always but it doesnt matter to me whether I did it with a woman of my dreams or a filthy hooker. I think the way it happened was great since I had no intentions to try to be as good as possible in bed. I could just try anything I want and not feel sorry for her. That gave me a good start on sex life and I havent needed to do those tests with a decent girl I like on emotional level too.

[inyourface]

The first time I had sex my ass hurt for a week afterwards.

[mlagoo]

i rated mine a 2. was my first girlfriend who i was madly in love with . i was 15, she was 16. more importantly, i was godawful in bed, and as a result, it didnt feel too good... i had no idea how to like turn a girl on or anything like that, and she was/is kind of a headcase, so it was basically us making out for a bit, then deciding to have sex, and me trying to [censored] her very dry pussy, with it hurting both of us, for about 10 minutes before we gave up. so romantic!

... i ended up dating that girl for 6-7 years, and she's still the only girl i've ever loved (although im only 23 so w/e). funny how [censored] come together sometimes, ya dig?

[Emmitt2222]

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I didnt get laid in HS

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Ditto. However, I did lose my virginity early freshman year in a hotel room in NYC. My dad and stepmom were in the other bed.

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woa, now THAT is a trip report I wanna hear.

*pulls out popcorn and a chair* please, continue

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I had been dating GF for about 7ish months, and had just gone off to college. She was still a senior in high school. Anyway, she had never been on a plane, or that far out of Georgia really, and since my dad is a pilot for Delta, I figured that I'd take her up to New York in early December, and let her see the city all snowed up and Christmasy. My dad plans it all out, flights and hotels suck because somehow we managed to randomly pick the same weekend as the tree lighting, the Army/Navy game and some sort of DNC convention.

Well, this isn't really want you want to hear anyway, but it was a fun trip, and obviously scored me some big points. So, it's the last night, in the hotel, and it's Dad/Stepmom in one bed and me/GF in the other. This, in and of itself, was kind of surprising because that wasn't the original plan, I guess because of situations like this.

We both wake up really early for some unknown reason and start making out since there's nothing better to do. I don't know what happens, but one thing leads to another and she ends up naked on top of me and we're doing everything we can to be as quiet as possible since my parents are about a half dozen feet away. Luckily for us, they were spooning in the other direction so we didn't have to worry too much about them waking up and immediately seeing anything.

That goes on for a little bit, then we roll over and I'm on top, and then it's pretty much over. I like to chalk this one up to my dad almost entirely since he not only helped get the vacation together and paid for pretty much everything, but also got us tickets to some off-Broadway play that was all about young love relationships, setting the mood pretty well.

She was definitely all about it after that, and life became a lot of fun. The handjob in first class on the flight home was definitely a bonus as well.

I don't know if my dad knew what was going on at any point, but he's never brought it up in conversation, even in some sarcastic passing comment.

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Christmas in New York, very nice setting
Bed next to father, maybe not so nice.

I don't think I could even get it up in the same room as my parents let alone do that, so good job on that sir. Also the whole girl becoming extremely freaky after first time and wanting to do it all the time is exact same with me. Now its just a constant thing. She wants it more than I can supply it sometimes. I am not one to complain [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

[Peter Harris]

the sex itself was probably adequate for a first time, but the atmosphere wasn't so great.

My parents were away for the weekend, in fact all my family were, so we had the house to ourself. So it was like "woo hoo, let's do it now we know there'll be no interruption".

So the night we plan to do it, we're just getting ready for bed, teeth cleaning and the like when my then-gf comes in and says "Pete...your cat has just gone to the bathroom on your bed". Hmm, mood killer. Still, cats pee on the bed all the time, right?

So i go in there, hoping i can change the sheets and quilt and that the chance hasn't been busted, when i see what the cat did.

Not a #1. A curled turd sat on the soft sheets. I turn to the then-gf and see the look on her face. [censored] [censoring] [diddly] [censored] [censored] [censored] cat.

So i chase the cat out of the house and lock him out for the night (actually, it was my then-gf's fault he went to the loo there - she shut the only door leading to the catflap, so he was stuck in the house and went wherever he felt was softest on his arse). Change the sheets, wash them, change quilts and wash that.

Then when we get to bed she "has a headache". Dammit.

So we go to sleep, but at 3am I assume it was me who woke her and we did it then. It worked ok, i knew where to stick it (and wrapped it, of course) and I still laugh about that damn cat to this day.

He used to sit on her lap then innocently reach a paw up and grope her. I think he was jealous. [censored] cat.

So the sex, probably a 5 knowing what i could do now. The atmosphere gets a solid 1-2.


edit: fwiw it was both of our first time. That imo has some bearing on the event.

[adsman]

Pete,

That cat knew what it was doing, dude. And after chucking the little bastard out, I would have turned to the shag pile rug on the floor in front of the fire trick. But then again, I'm not English and do not feel the need to have sex hidden under several covers and blankets with the light out. [img]/images/graemlins/grin.gif[/img]

[Peter Harris]

bad news ads, no fireplace in the house, and this was in teh 1990s, shag piles were about 30 years gone.

and yeah, touché on the rest [img]/images/graemlins/tongue.gif[/img]

[pokerbobo]

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With regards to virgins lasting long time:
But anyways, not all virgins splooge quickly. I'm thinking it had something to do with chronic masturbation.

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yeah i rated my first time an 8 because word got around my hs about how long i lasted for a virgin [img]/images/graemlins/cool.gif[/img] the haters (2 pump chumps) tried to say i used one of those rubbers that numbs your dick but that wasn't the case. i would have rated it a 10 but she wouldn't let me take her bra off and slobber all over her cans.

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That's when you do your best Mr. Burns imitation and yell "Release the Hounds!!!!"

[diddyeinstein]

Mine was your typical banging on the bathroom floor type situation. I was a sophomore in college and one of my friends had a friend of hers in from out of town. We went to this party, got really drunk, and then came back and hooked up. It was pretty meh because I was so drunk and a bathroom floor really isn't all that comfortable. 5/10.

[J-Mac]

I was a junior in HS, she was a senior. We were both virgins, and we had sex for the first time in her best friend's bed (the best friend and a few other buddies were in another part of the house watching TV). I give it a five; it lasted about twenty minutes in one unimaginative position (missionary) and I ended up finishing. I remember thinking, "oh my god, I'm having sex! Wow!"

I was young and naive and ended up falling pretty hard for the girl. We told each other "I love you" in the way that only idiotic teenagers with their "first loves" can. Then, just a few weeks after we'd each had sex for the first time, while we were still ostensibly dating and while I was still head over heels for her, she had sex against a wall in a stairwell outside a club with a 26-year-old engaged dude from her work. I was completely devastated, but in retrospect she was that one girl I think every guy needs who f--ks you over horribly and disabuses you of any childish romanticized notion of females and what they are capable of, and now I'm a better man for it, etc.