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what5 cruel bastid came up with the name 'dyslexia'?
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why would someone that has trouble saying S's have a liSp?
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[ QUOTE ] When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand? [/ QUOTE ] this one's driving me crazy [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] put your other hand in between to find out. |
#94
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What's the deal with airline food?
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand? [/ QUOTE ] this one's driving me crazy [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] doesn't the sound come from your finger breaking the sound barrier? or is that a bullwhip i'm thinking of? or maybe a jet? where the [censored] am i? |
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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand? [/ QUOTE ] this one's driving me crazy [img]/images/graemlins/confused.gif[/img] [/ QUOTE ] doesn't the sound come from your finger breaking the sound barrier? or is that a bullwhip i'm thinking of? or maybe a jet? where the [censored] am i? [/ QUOTE ] no morans it comes from your finger slapping your hand. try covering where your finger would usually hit and see for yourself |
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so when you clap are your hands breaking the sound barrier?
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Why is 4lyf>regular bbv???
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Dear 2+2 Publishing and Runyon Ave,
It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my copyrighted work entitled "a bunch of jokes that weren't even funny in the 80s" in the preparation of a work derived therefrom. I have reserved all rights in the Work, and I have registered the copyright. Your work entitled "weird drug-induced freak out thread" which appears on your web site at http://www.twoplustwo.com, is essentially identical to the Work and clearly used the Work as its basis. You neither asked for nor received permission to use the Work as the basis for "weird drug-induced freak out thread" nor to make or distribute copies of it. Therefore, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 USC Section 101, et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $100,000. I demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies of it, and that you deliver to me all unused, undistributed copies of it, or destroy such copies immediately, and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future. If I have not received an affirmative response from you by the time it takes me to smash 5 watermelons indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall consider taking the full legal remedies available to rectify this situation. Sincerely, Gallagher |
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[ QUOTE ]
Dear 2+2 Publishing and Runyon Ave, It has come to my attention that you have made an unauthorized use of my copyrighted work entitled "a bunch of jokes that weren't even funny in the 80s" in the preparation of a work derived therefrom. I have reserved all rights in the Work, and I have registered the copyright. Your work entitled "weird drug-induced freak out thread" which appears on your web site at http://www.twoplustwo.com, is essentially identical to the Work and clearly used the Work as its basis. You neither asked for nor received permission to use the Work as the basis for "weird drug-induced freak out thread" nor to make or distribute copies of it. Therefore, I believe you have willfully infringed my rights under 17 USC Section 101, et seq. and could be liable for statutory damages as high as $100,000. I demand that you immediately cease the use and distribution of all infringing works derived from the Work, and all copies of it, and that you deliver to me all unused, undistributed copies of it, or destroy such copies immediately, and that you desist from this or any other infringement of my rights in the future. If I have not received an affirmative response from you by the time it takes me to smash 5 watermelons indicating that you have fully complied with these requirements, I shall consider taking the full legal remedies available to rectify this situation. Sincerely, Gallagher [/ QUOTE ] pwned imo |
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