Is it just me or is this a date?

[happyhappyhappy]

OP: Definitely listen to everything MicroBob said and emotionally detach youreself from this girl.

Go out and live it up, start boning other girls, try to get pictures.

Then you go out unannounced, and confront her in her social setting when she is out with friends....can't be that hard to find what bar she is hanging out at.

Then just make a scene in front of the guys she's hanging out with. The charade she has put up in front of them will all come crashing down on her, as she will lose it, be distraught, and every guy she's with will realize she is nuts and a liar, and just an overall A+ crazy chick.

Just the fact that some random guy showed up when they have no notion of her 'other' life will ruin her prospects within that social circle for good.

Then leave her with the picture of you boning another girl, smile, go out and get a nice dinner somewhere, go to sleep, fly home, and post a trip report for us.

This is a must. Please, do it.

[Blarg]

Maybe the dude she's with needs to be humbled old-country style.

[jedi]

The Top 18 Poor Responses to the Question
"Are You Seeing Someone Else?"

Courtesy of http://www.topfive.com


18> "I'll only tell you if you promise not to get mad."

17> "Funny, someone else asked me the same question today!"

16> "Yes! But she is SUCH a skank compared to you."

15> "You mean another earth-species biped?"

14> "Of course not, dear. By the way, Chelsea said to tell you
good luck in tonight's debate."

13> "No, dearest. There's only you and my husband."

12> "I'd like to answer your question, but I've taken a vow to
protect the president. Besides, my memory of those alleged
incidents is rather hazy."

11> "Of course I am! We're speed-dating, you moron!"

10> "My darling, after I married you I lost all interest in women."

9> "Aren't we not supposed to talk about this until tomorrow's
'Jerry Springer Show' taping?"

8> "Um... does the top of your sister's head count?"

7> "If by 'seeing.' you mean screwing, and by 'someone else,'
you're referring to the young lady who's currently underneath
me, then yes. Yes, I am."

6> "What happens in Second Life stays in Second Life!"

5> "Seeing her? Hell, I'm banging her like a tambourine!"

4> "Actually I don't see much, thanks to the zippered latex mask
Mistress Angelique makes me wear."

3> "Yes, but only because she's younger and thinner than you."

2> "Baby, I try my damndest to see someone else every time
you and I have sex."


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Poor Response to
the Question "Are You Seeing Someone Else?"...


1> "No!! You see, *that's* the beauty of the glory hole!"

[FocusedOne]

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Why don't you just ask her who that dude is on her website who it looks like she is on a date with?

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seriously, how was this not your first move?

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I had a million things running through my mind so I thought it best that I take the day to figure out something instead of just calling and acting irrational and saying a bunch of [censored] I might regret.

I am not calling her first. If we never speak again I am fine with that because it will let me know where we stand, but I am taking back the control. Once she understands that I am in a place mentally where I can either make things work or I can move on with my life, we will be able to discuss what's really going on.

If she calls tonight I plan on letting her know where I stand, but I will NOT raise my voice or come across as jealous and crazy. I will ask her about the pictures and then gauge her reaction. If she finds the decency to admit that there is something going on here, I will explain that it's time that we go our seperate ways. If she gets annoyed that I am explaining what I think about this to her, ill tell her to relax for just a few more minutes because it's the last she'll hear from me.

That being said, I'll prolly [censored] the whole conversation up.

Either way, ill have a trip report at some point for when she tells me she is banging 12 dudes and I get hammered drunk and come out of a blackout 3 states away with a dead hooker in my hotel room.

[TexRef]

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You sound like a huge wet blanket and very clingy. No wonder she is banging other dudes.

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LMAO

[Edge34]

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it's a railgun. DUCY?

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Chh,

You suck at the internet. Please to learn how to NOT post huge, retarded, nonsensical images that eff up threads before posting again.

[Oliver Nipples]

[theblackkeys]

good luck man, please post a follow up after she owns you once again.

[mindstatez]

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the worst part is you're getting dogged by some douche who wears flip flops on a date.

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You get away w/ stuff like this when you're hung.

[neuroman]

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The Top 18 Poor Responses to the Question
"Are You Seeing Someone Else?"

Courtesy of http://www.topfive.com


18> "I'll only tell you if you promise not to get mad."

17> "Funny, someone else asked me the same question today!"

16> "Yes! But she is SUCH a skank compared to you."

15> "You mean another earth-species biped?"

14> "Of course not, dear. By the way, Chelsea said to tell you
good luck in tonight's debate."

13> "No, dearest. There's only you and my husband."

12> "I'd like to answer your question, but I've taken a vow to
protect the president. Besides, my memory of those alleged
incidents is rather hazy."

11> "Of course I am! We're speed-dating, you moron!"

10> "My darling, after I married you I lost all interest in women."

9> "Aren't we not supposed to talk about this until tomorrow's
'Jerry Springer Show' taping?"

8> "Um... does the top of your sister's head count?"

7> "If by 'seeing.' you mean screwing, and by 'someone else,'
you're referring to the young lady who's currently underneath
me, then yes. Yes, I am."

6> "What happens in Second Life stays in Second Life!"

5> "Seeing her? Hell, I'm banging her like a tambourine!"

4> "Actually I don't see much, thanks to the zippered latex mask
Mistress Angelique makes me wear."

3> "Yes, but only because she's younger and thinner than you."

2> "Baby, I try my damndest to see someone else every time
you and I have sex."


and Topfive.com's Number 1 Poor Response to
the Question "Are You Seeing Someone Else?"...


1> "No!! You see, *that's* the beauty of the glory hole!"

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These all SUCK. All of them.