Weird things girls do during foreplay/sex...

[TheFaucet]

what if it gets in your eye?

[TheFaucet]

Personally I would feel like a h0m0 letting a girl ejaculate in my face, it's emasculating and it makes you look like a bich.

[GraveRaper]

When they decide to start letting maggots secrete from their orifices

[Redgrape]

BUKKAKE is love

[bmwguy525]

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GOATSE is love

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[dfwben]

i mention girls trying to stick their fingers in my ass and you guys still talk about ear licking. ear licking isn't even weird at all.

[cassette]

lol what a bunch of prudes. You guys are missing out on a lot of great sex.

[dfwben]

i never said i didn't like it

[findingneema]

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lol what a bunch of prudes. You guys are missing out on a lot of great sex.

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I had good sex. All except for her giving me a wet willy and scraping her teeth on my johnson. Those are not good.

[MortalWombat]

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No where, but I understand it. How'd you like unexpected jizz on your face/in your mouth/etc?

[/ QUOTE ]Unexpected? It's not like she's minding her own business, folding laundry, and you run up to her and unload in her mouth and then run away.

:::thinks for a minute::: Hmm... I just gave myself a new idea. Better wait til she's folding the towels or her own clothes though. Don't want to mess up mine.