God is crying

[Passaman]

Got to the second hole at my Country Club this morning (birdie first hole, par second) and it started dumping. Still walked 9, albeit with an umbrella and getting soaked. Oh, I'm in So Cal too.

Remember that Jack Handy quote?
"If a child asks you why it rains, tell him something cute like, 'God is crying.' If he asks you why God is crying, tell him something else cute like, 'Probably because of something you did.'"

Oh, and obv none of the above quotes are from the bible.