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Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?
Pot...pot...pot...
It captures Pot Limit Omaha better than any bad NL hold em scene ever. |
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Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?
u have too much time, go play some tourneys or hit on some chicks.
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Re: Is a Rounders sequel happening?
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I wrote a sequel this morning, let me know what you think ------ Opening ------ (Intro music plays) Listen here's the thing If you spot the guy that looks like Matt Damon Then tell him to manage his bankroll ------ WSOP ------ (Damon sits down at the table, Doyle to his left, Slim to his right, and Chan opposite) Damon: Johnny [censored] chan! Chan: Hey! you're that arrogant little punk that raised me then walked out the casino Damon: Sorry John I don't remember, but 30 grand says I know what you're all holding Slim: I don't make a bet like that. Lets make it 500 grand Damon: (coughs) Well, Doyle is hoping his spades are going to hold up.... Doyle: ...Er...aces full mike (Damon does his I can't believe it look, Knish comes over to console him) ------ Outside the WSOP ------ Knish: Didn't I tell you, didn't I say don't make a bet with Amarillo Slim Damon: You told me a lot of things Knish: I was giving you a living mike but here's a gun instead. (Damon puts the gun to his head) Damon: Joey Knish: What? Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra. (Damon blows his head off and falls in the gutter) ------ Ending ------ (Outro music plays) People insist on calling it a skill game But it doesn't matter how much talent you have If you're an egotistical moron like Mike McD You're gonna end up broke [/ QUOTE ] haha this is not bad at all |
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Pot...pot...pot... It captures Pot Limit Omaha better than any bad NL hold em scene ever. [/ QUOTE ] This.....doesn't make any sense..... |
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haha i liked the op
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they already had 3 sequels to Rounders, u guys just missed it, its the Bourne trilogy, JAson bourne could not remember his past after a boating accident, so he went online and did some sit n go's, then battled Bob Stupak on the 2nd movie, then finally the latest installment movie, he went headsup with Kathy Liebert and won.
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Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra [/ QUOTE ] QFT |
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I wrote a sequel this morning, let me know what you think ------ Opening ------ (Intro music plays) Listen here's the thing If you spot the guy that looks like Matt Damon Then tell him to manage his bankroll ------ WSOP ------ (Damon sits down at the table, Doyle to his left, Slim to his right, and Chan opposite) Damon: Johnny [censored] chan! Chan: Hey! you're that arrogant little punk that raised me then walked out the casino Damon: Sorry John I don't remember, but 30 grand says I know what you're all holding Slim: I don't make a bet like that. Lets make it 500 grand Damon: (coughs) Well, Doyle is hoping his spades are going to hold up.... Doyle: ...Er...aces full mike (Damon does his I can't believe it look, Knish comes over to console him) ------ Outside the WSOP ------ Knish: Didn't I tell you, didn't I say don't make a bet with Amarillo Slim Damon: You told me a lot of things Knish: I was giving you a living mike but here's a gun instead. (Damon puts the gun to his head) Damon: Joey Knish: What? Damon: You know, I never told anyone this, but I really regret not banging Petra. (Damon blows his head off and falls in the gutter) ------ Ending ------ (Outro music plays) People insist on calling it a skill game But it doesn't matter how much talent you have If you're an egotistical moron like Mike McD You're gonna end up broke [/ QUOTE ] solid stuff, lol. |
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Law Professor: "I am a Jew."
Michel: "I hate you." ------------------------------------- LOL! Best parody line ever. More racism in Euro-Rounders 2 please. |
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would be great if rounders 2 coincided with online poker coming back to US
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