November Low-Content Thread

[Justin A]

9 hour session last night, my first hand at the table and my last hand at the table were both AA.

[HOWMANY]

what's more exciting than a book called "field notes from a catastrophe"? writing a 6 page paper about it. what's more fun than that? writing a 10 page paper about "the voyage of the beagle" and "the double helix" before i can get to the 6 page paper [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

[SNOWBALL]

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what's more exciting than a book called "field notes from a catastrophe"? writing a 6 page paper about it. what's more fun than that? writing a 10 page paper about "the voyage of the beagle" and "the double helix" before i can get to the 6 page paper [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

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Chucky D is the nuts man. U gotta get on that.

[HOWMANY]

lol you obviously havent read the darwin book because its brutally boring. "BLAH BLAH BLAH TREES BLAH BLAH BLAH ROCKS BLAH BLAH BLAH THIS GRASS GROWS HERE BUT NOT THERE". the darwin/watson paper is supposed to be 8-10 pages but he also said 1800-2k words and im at 600 words = 2 pages right now so obv im just going to write like 1800 words exactly then [censored] with font/margins to get it as close to 8 pages without making it look absurd. i quit for the night so i guess i have to miss class tomorrow to finish since both papers are due on thurs.

btw i think my reply in the "cookie jar" thread might be my best post ever on 2+2

[brick]

brag: played 4 handed at 2x my normal stakes with fishies
beat: won a little, realized I don't have any balls, and quit (even though it was the best game in the house)
variance: gabe mercilessly pounded the two helpless women for hour upon hour, both left the casino and came back with more money only to hit felt once again.

[HOWMANY]

i'm guessing this was the 60 game. that probably means the two helpless women were the fat persian woman who tilts a lot and sometimes plays 1/2+ and the fat persian woman who is laggy preflop, terrible postflop and wears infinite makeup?

finished the long essay just now. 1800-2k words and i actually wrote over 2k [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i'm so ashamed of myself for doing more than what was asked of me. now on to the much easier paper where i just highlighted the whole book as i read it and am going to quote mercilessly. paper is going to be 50% quotes 40% footnotes 9% title/name/page number 1% interpretation.

im really looking forward to finishing this paper sometime today so that i can get in some good old fashioned orienteering.

[nineinchal]

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i'm guessing this was the 60 game. that probably means the two helpless women were the fat persian woman who tilts a lot and sometimes plays 1/2+ and the fat persian woman who is laggy preflop, terrible postflop and wears infinite makeup?

finished the long essay just now. 1800-2k words and i actually wrote over 2k [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img] i'm so ashamed of myself for doing more than what was asked of me. now on to the much easier paper where i just highlighted the whole book as i read it and am going to quote mercilessly. paper is going to be 50% quotes 40% footnotes 9% title/name/page number 1% interpretation.

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Can't you just hire somebody to do your paper for you? There is much greater expected value if you play poker instead.

[brick]

although this was not at commerce it's likely that has happened to the two people you described.

[JJH3984]

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the darwin/watson paper is supposed to be 8-10 pages but he also said 1800-2k words and im at 600 words = 2 pages right now so obv im just going to write like 1800 words exactly then [censored] with font/margins to get it as close to 8 pages without making it look absurd.


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You sound like my students. BTW your teacher notices this stuff, he/she just doesn't care. Weird thing to be 23 and teaching 18-21 year olds. Also your right about the Darwin book. It sucks.

[HOWMANY]

ya i dont really care if he notices. his fault for saying 1800-2k words and 8-10 pages when a page holds about 300 words. plus since i wrote too much it went on to the 8th page anyway so w/e.

i think going back to the darwin book to get some stuff to cite gave me typhus, the book is just too brutal to put into words.