Don't come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

[tyler_cracker]

(note that i didn't anchor my regular expression and all appearances of "babar" are now blue. but i liked how it looked, so i left it. ^ be damned!)

((what, you don't edit your nc posts in vim? it's not my fault you're a philistine.))

<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: <font color="blue">babar</font> the elephant!
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: did you know...?
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: i will sometimes be telling a story that involves you
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: and i'll say, "i got that song from <font color="blue">babar</font>"
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: and the person is like "wtf person named <font color="blue">babar</font>"
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: and i'm like "the internet"
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: but listen
<font color="blue">babar</font>: sup
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: there's this thread in oot
<font color="blue">babar</font>: yea some of my irl friends
<font color="blue">babar</font>: call me <font color="blue">babar</font>
<font color="blue">babar</font>: ok oot
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: lawl
<font color="blue">babar</font>: wow 100 replies
<font color="blue">babar</font>: nice job sir
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: is called "Opening Moves That Lead to Head (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/sh...0#Post13124756)"
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: this dumb guy is like "how do i get a girl to go down on me?"
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: "blah blah blah"
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: but like the fifth reply in the thread is:
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: "1. e4"
<font color="red">CafeConPiedras</font>: and i lol'd pretty hard
<font color="blue">babar</font>: e4 is better than d4 that's for sure