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1. hit draw 2. call opponent tightweak 3. mash pot button 4. ???
Eh this is a crappy post, but I can't sleep. Whatever. I found this [censored] pretty funny.
This awful tight-passive guy had been ranting for awhile about how bad the donks at the table were with brilliant remarks such as: "I bet you think Gus Hansen is a good player. Hahaha", "I'm emailing ftp support about you for seemingly bad but suspicious play", "lol king 10 off" etc Right before this hand the 'donk' bluffed him out of a pot and taunted him for always thinking every draw hit. Of course he had an ego and couldn't just ignore such counter-insults. Full Tilt Poker Game #4271358702: Table Regena (6 max) - $0.25/$0.50 - No Limit Hold'em - 14:20:03 ET - 2007/11/23 Seat 1: starchyyy ($86.05) Seat 2: LameGazelle ($48.75) Seat 3: DMZWarrior ($48.70) Seat 4: bimrom ($54.15) Seat 5: Hero ($82.20) Seat 6: cianus ($88.65) LameGazelle posts the small blind of $0.25 DMZWarrior posts the big blind of $0.50 The button is in seat #1 *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Hero [4s 5d] bimrom folds Hero raises to $1.75 cianus folds starchyyy calls $1.75 DMZWarrior: Yup LameGazelle folds DMZWarrior calls $1.25 *** FLOP *** [3h 6c Qh] DMZWarrior checks DMZWarrior: You are dead on Hero bets $4 starchyyy folds DMZWarrior calls $4 *** TURN *** [3h 6c Qh] [7c] DMZWarrior checks Hero bets $8 DMZWarrior calls $8 *** RIVER *** [3h 6c Qh 7c] [As] Hero: yeah hes tight passive DMZWarrior checks Hero bets $25 DMZWarrior insta-calls $25 *** SHOW DOWN *** Hero shows [4s 5d] a straight, Seven high DMZWarrior mucks Hero wins the pot ($76.50) with a straight, Seven high *** SUMMARY *** Total pot $79.50 | Rake $3 Board: [3h 6c Qh 7c As] Seat 1: starchyyy (button) folded on the Flop Seat 2: LameGazelle (small blind) folded before the Flop Seat 3: DMZWarrior (big blind) mucked [Js Qc] - a pair of Queens Seat 4: bimrom didn't bet (folded) Seat 5: Hero showed [4s 5d] and won ($76.50) with a straight, Seven high Seat 6: cianus didn't bet (folded) |
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Re: 1. hit draw 2. call opponent tightweak 3. mash pot button 4. ???
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Re: 1. hit draw 2. call opponent tightweak 3. mash pot button 4. ???
post more of these please
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Re: 1. hit draw 2. call opponent tightweak 3. mash pot button 4. ???
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Re: 1. hit draw 2. call opponent tightweak 3. mash pot button 4. ???
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Re: 1. hit draw 2. call opponent tightweak 3. mash pot button 4. ???
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Re: 1. hit draw 2. call opponent tightweak 3. mash pot button 4. ???
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Re: 1. hit draw 2. call opponent tightweak 3. mash pot button 4. ???
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