Beat: Beating off gone wrong

[MortalWombat]

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lol when i was 11 I was home sick from school. My mom rented Wayne's World from the video store for me ([img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]), and there was this one scene that lasts about 10 seconds where Mike Myers is dancing around in his underwear pulled up into his crack. I paused the VCR on that scene and was jacking it. But then you know how VCRs only stay on pause for like two minutes before the video stops playing and it goes back to regular TV? So anyway just as I was about to bust my nut, the TV goes from Mike Myers to a rerun of Kojak and I spooged while looking at Telly Savalas.

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