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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
nh, where did you come from?
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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
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girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs [/ QUOTE ] Quite possibly the worst feeling in the existence, save for being shot in the kneecap or stomach. |
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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
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hudge hudge beat: girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs variance: i'm still drinking. will i be drunk enough to [censored] the fatty? [/ QUOTE ] Hot chicks that turn into fatties are the easiest to get. Self esteem and confidence is at all time low and they aren't used to having guys ignore/laugh at them. Just try not to let out an audible groan when she sits on your lap. |
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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
aahhhhhhh lalalalalala islama jihad
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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
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hudge hudge beat: girl i've been dying to [censored] (she's 24) for about 5 years now showed up and she's gained about 40 lbs [/ QUOTE ] Should be easy now then so not too bad. |
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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
update: the dj's trying to pickup the same girl i am (not the fatty)
suck it DJ, you're working at MY house. DO WHAT I SAY OR YOUR ASS AIN'T GETTIN PAID! BAAHHAHAHAHHA! YOU LOSE, [censored] ASS UGLY [censored] OLD [censored] TALENTLESS [censored]! |
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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
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variance: at a party posting on the internet [/ QUOTE ] brag: i'm almost certainly getting laid tonight variance: you almost certainly won't gg |
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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
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[ QUOTE ] variance: at a party posting on the internet [/ QUOTE ] brag: i'm almost certainly getting laid tonight variance: you almost certainly won't gg [/ QUOTE ] [ ] truth |
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Re: beat: 100+ iranians descending upon my home (sis\'s 16th b-day)
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[ QUOTE ] [ QUOTE ] variance: at a party posting on the internet [/ QUOTE ] brag: i'm almost certainly getting laid tonight variance: you almost certainly won't gg [/ QUOTE ] [ ] truth [/ QUOTE ] the burden of proof is on the state, imo luckily for me, i don't have a mistaken rake amount over here for you to crosscheck sucka sucka sucka dick ya'll |
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